worst airport experiences

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thanks to ISIS and other terrorist butt heads, going to the airport these days is usually not a fun time. i just had to wait almost 3 hours to get through security at the Atlanta airport, which almost caused me to miss my flight. another time i was onboard the plane but it was stalled on the runway for a super long time because of "unanticipated traffic" or some shit, and this was on Spirit Airlines, where they don't even offer complimentary beverages or snacks. fuckin commies, man


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you ever have to sit at the very back of the plane, with no window and the engine right next to you?


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walked through the security thing and they made me take my belt off once


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walked through the security thing and they made me take my belt off once
did they subject you to a full-body cavity search as well?


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you ever have to sit at the very back of the plane, with no window and the engine right next to you?
yes, that's fucking awful. the one redeeming quality of getting stuck with that seat is that you're really close to the bathroom


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walked through the security thing and they made me take my belt off once
did they subject you to a full-body cavity search as well?
they tapped me on the hips a few times.


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walked through the security thing and they made me take my belt off once
did they subject you to a full-body cavity search as well?
they tapped me on the hips a few times.
those insensitive bastards!


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You know that one family that is late and holds up the whole plane?

We were that family once
We were in a rush and the car was super low on gas and we kept debating whether we need to find a gas station or not

We ended up gassing up and the flight was smooth after that


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I've never been on a plane before.


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the Dulles airport always fucked shit up


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You know that one family that is late and holds up the whole plane?

We were that family once
We were in a rush and the car was super low on gas and we kept debating whether we need to find a gas station or not

We ended up gassing up and the flight was smooth after that
Did you also have a baby baby sibling with you at the time, who cried for the first 2 hours of the flight, and shat themselves, leaving a lingering stench around the entire cabin for the next 4?


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I've only flown once and certain mechanisms of the plane I was on didn't work automatically so the pilots had to do everything manually which made for a slightly bumpier ride.

It wasn't really bad though.


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You know that one family that is late and holds up the whole plane?

We were that family once
We were in a rush and the car was super low on gas and we kept debating whether we need to find a gas station or not

We ended up gassing up and the flight was smooth after that
Did you also have a baby baby sibling with you at the time, who cried for the first 2 hours of the flight, and shat themselves, leaving a lingering stench around the entire cabin for the next 4?

Well I was shoved in the back between two big gruff guys

But I listened to the Frozen soundtrack so it was all good 


 
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My three times flying commercial have all been pretty alight... Though TSA loves to pull my checked bags out to search them. Faggots got me both times on my Texas trip.


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oh good lord, looks like i'll be stuck next to an obese woman who reeks of stale queso for the next hour and a half

so help me gOD


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Oh I've never had good luck.  The first time the metal detector wouldn't stop going off everytime I went through it.  The next time I was "randomly" selected for extra screening (they didn't even find my wire cutters), and in that same trip, the TSA went through my suitcase and shattered my laptop's screen.  And then on the way back we missed our flight lol, but that was pretty fun.


 
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Tsa shit heads lost a rubber grip thing on my laptop here. But the worst experience is going to the airport at Guadalajara, Mexico. No water fountains and everything is so fucking expensive.


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Tsa shit heads lost a rubber grip thing on my laptop here. But the worst experience is going to the airport at Guadalajara, Mexico. No water fountains and everything is so fucking expensive.
I've been to that airport. Also I don't think water fountains exist in Mexico


 
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Tsa shit heads lost a rubber grip thing on my laptop here. But the worst experience is going to the airport at Guadalajara, Mexico. No water fountains and everything is so fucking expensive.
I've been to that airport. Also I don't think water fountains exist in Mexico
Nope. They lack that sort of infrastructure for the most part


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Miami to Paris. Baby cried for 6 hours three rows ahead of me. It was my first genuinely upsetting experience on a flight. Never had any problems with the TSA or any long delays/security waits.

If something annoying happens on your flight on an international flight it's the worst thing in the world because your there for 8 hours+.


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Getting searched through security both ARRIVING and DEPARTING from Belfast.

Fucking Northerners, just because my name sounds Catholic.


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I've never been to an airport


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First time flying by myself. Agent at the gate accidentally rips my passport and tells me he has never seen anything like that happen in the 30 years he's worked there. Every single encounter with airport, security or customs people for the next 4 flights of my trip (Belgium - Montana) took at least an hour and involved me being held aside while people called Brussels police and the airline to validate everything. Missed 2 flights because of it and ended up almost being dumped in downtown Denver at 3:30am in the middle of the winter by an unwilling shuttle driver. God bless the USA.

Also had to spend the night at a desolate airport in Kenya because the plane's radar system randomly broke down right before take-off, and turn back mid-flight coming out of Italy as the plane was spraying oil everywhere and the pilot didn't think we could clear the Alps, after which he made the exceptionally dry comment "the plane does not appear to work anymore".

I doubt anyone can beat those.

That last one holy shit


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I've always had a smooth time but I remember seeing an old woman (late 70's/early 80's) getting searched and groped I actually felt bad for her.


 
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This dog wouldnt shut the fuck up in the airplane.


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When I was five or six and the tray holding my hot meal collapsed on my lap mid flight. I haven't experienced similar until I dropped a rack of sizzling ribs onto my boxers during dinner and received a burn on my lower regions.
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This dog wouldnt shut the fuck up in the airplane.
what kind of airline allows dogs in the same cabin as all the passengers ???