Women

clum clum · December 05, 2014, 07:23:33 AM

Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.

Men, on the other hand....

Mat Cauthon · December 05, 2014, 07:24:26 AM

Waifu Master will love this.

DAS B00T x2 · December 05, 2014, 07:30:26 AM

Hello, would you like to talk about covering to Waifuism and bringing light to the plague of 3DPD?

Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM

Are you really a girl?

clum clum · December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM

Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.

Girl of Mystery · December 05, 2014, 07:44:14 AM

So gold diggers?

UnwornUniform · December 05, 2014, 07:44:48 AM

Hmm. I'm a dude, and this is how I see women. Kind of.

Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.

Then why are you so bitchy?

clum clum · December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.

Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.

Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

clum clum · December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both

Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 07:56:47 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both

Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.

DAS B00T x2 · December 05, 2014, 07:56:48 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both

proof needed.

clum clum · December 05, 2014, 07:59:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:56:47 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2014, 07:56:48 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
proof needed.

Someday, my sweet princes. But call me ugly if you want, for now, you'll regret it when the time comes!

challengerX · December 05, 2014, 08:04:05 AM

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Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 08:05:45 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:59:57 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:56:47 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2014, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
proof needed.

Someday, my sweet princes. But call me ugly if you want, for now, you'll regret it when the time comes!

What time is it where you are?

Korra · December 05, 2014, 08:06:04 AM

Gee thanks.

clum clum · December 05, 2014, 08:06:27 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 08:05:45 AM

Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:56:47 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
Pics or I'm referring to you us ugly from this night onward and I won't be wrong.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 05, 2014, 07:56:48 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:53:38 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snow Digger on December 05, 2014, 07:42:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 07:30:51 AM
Are you really a girl?

Why do you keep asking me that? No, I'm not a girl.
Then why are you so bitchy?

Probably to do with the fact that I'm quite effeminate.
Are you hot? Or just bitchy?

Both
proof needed.

Someday, my sweet princes. But call me ugly if you want, for now, you'll regret it when the time comes!
What time is it where you are?

It's 2pm here.

Mat Cauthon · December 05, 2014, 10:07:17 AM

Quote from: The Eagle on December 05, 2014, 08:06:04 AM

Gee thanks.

But... You're an Eagle!

Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 10:18:30 AM

And I, as a male, care about a woman's attractiveness. Men can tell if a girl will add something good to their genes. How smart is she? How powerful; does she push the other girls aside to claim me me, the alpha? It's all relative.

I have my criteria. Everyone does.

Juuzou · December 05, 2014, 10:31:54 AM

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RomanGladiator · December 05, 2014, 11:00:41 AM

Women have too high of expectations. I blame all those shitty movies they're in love with like the Hunger Games etc... and shitty books they read like fifty shades of grey.

Elegiac · December 05, 2014, 11:06:54 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 05, 2014, 10:18:30 AM

And I, as a male, care about a woman's attractiveness. Men can tell if a girl will add something good to their genes. How smart is she? How powerful; does she push the other girls aside to claim me me, the alpha? It's all relative.

I have my criteria. Everyone does.

Not that those are my criteria, but I wanted to counterpunch the OP.