Disney just put up a six month internship to be an Animal Keeper Trainee. It's entry level and no previous experience required. Current Cast Members get first dibs and I've been refreshing the careers page every four hours waiting for the position to open.

I'm desperate for even just this six months because working with animals would be a dream but I just can't stomach college anymore.

I already applied, please pray for me ;-;

There's a guy with a service dog who I work with and his dog fucking loves me. Probably because the owner lets me pet him while he's "Working" but no one else actually gives the dog any love save for me.

Animals despise weebs dough

If you can't laugh at yourself....

Well I meant the other part.

Thanks, this was literally one of the forked choices I wanted when I first joined the company.

No really, I do wish you luck.  Working with animals is so much better than working with people.  Don't beat yourself up