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Hey Turkey, go fuck yourself.
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Give me a second to find the post where you say this series contains no sex.

I never said that. I said they're few and far between, and none of them are gory or particularly graphic.

Nvm, you found my post. It's still accurate; none of that was grisly.
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I never said that. I said they're few and far between, and none of them are gory or particularly graphic.
Except, you know, the one that was just posted. And it was just a fragment.
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none of that was grisly.
Fucking how.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
"But it's just one line"

You find one ant in your house--there's a whole colony nearby.

Also, those are the two most poorly-written lines of text I have ever read.
Did you never read Contact Harvest?


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew".
I actually just read this today, and that line is kinda important in depicting the deterioration of Daenerys in the Dothraki Sea, showing how she was essentially wasting away to nothing.
Don't get me wrong, there are PLENTY of useless, boring, dragged out, uninteresting, unimportant sections of the series - chapters at a time, in some places. This is not one of them.


 
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"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew".
I actually just read this today, and that line is kinda important in depicting the deterioration of Daenerys in the Dothraki Sea, showing how she was essentially wasting away to nothing.
i'm afraid if i roll my eyes back any further, they'll pop out


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I never said that. I said they're few and far between, and none of them are gory or particularly graphic.
Except, you know, the one that was just posted. And it was just a fragment.
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none of that was grisly.
Fucking how.

It's just not grisly or particularly graphic. I'm not sure what you want me to say. Is 'cunt' the offending word? Because you say it all the time. Is it the sopping wet part? That's just feminine arousal. Martin writes about characters eating, drinking, sleeping, walking, fighting, talking, and on very rare occasions, fucking. That bothers you, and nothing I can say will change that.


 
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It's just not grisly or particularly graphic. I'm not sure what you want me to say. Is 'cunt' the offending word? Because you say it all the time.
Oh, yeah, because I use a word ALL the time, that suddenly makes it un-grisly.

Fuck's sake, what shit logic.

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Is it the sopping wet part? That's just feminine arousal.
It's grisly.
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That bothers you, and nothing I can say will change that.
It's grisly. You're wrong.


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Reminder that The Accursed Kings did the game of thrones better than ASOIAF fourty years earlier.


 
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I'm not asking you to change that--I'm asking you not to fucking lie.

Admit that the fucking series is basically medieval-themed pornography.


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Well if feminine arousal and vaginas cause you intense horror and distress, I can't tell you otherwise.

ASoIaF doesn't pull punches, but it's sure as shit not the fuckfest you seem to think it is. You haven't even read a single one of the books, and you're calling it pornography based on the existence of the rare sex scene. It's just silly.
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Reminder that The Accursed Kings did the game of thrones better than ASOIAF fourty years earlier.
Shakespeare did them all better centuries earlier. It's all just derivative retellings of Shakespeare with increasingly boundary-pushing themes. All crap.
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Well if feminine arousal and vaginas cause you intense horror and distress, I can't tell you otherwise.

ASoIaF doesn't pull punches, but it's sure as shit not the fuckfest you seem to think it is. You haven't even read a single one of the books, and you're calling it pornography based on the existence of the rare sex scene. It's just silly.
its classic #verbposting at this point. he's not thinking clearly and it's pointless to even attempt to humor him.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Reminder that The Accursed Kings did the game of thrones better than ASOIAF fourty years earlier.
Shakespeare did them all better centuries earlier. It's all just derivative retellings of Shakespeare with increasingly boundary-pushing themes. All crap.
Uh

The Accursed Kings is based on the French monarchy leading up to the Hundred Years War. Fiction based on nonfiction.


 
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Uh

The Accursed Kings is based on the French monarchy leading up to the Hundred Years War. Fiction based on nonfiction.
That doesn't mean Shakespeare didn't tell the same essential story being told.

Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Verb, I haven't read all the books in a while but I can vouch for the quantity of such scenes. The number is not as large as you seem to think it is.


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Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.


 
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Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.

Get less cringy reaction images.

Also, I'm not wrong.


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Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.

Get less cringy reaction images.

Also, I'm not wrong.
lol ok


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Uh

The Accursed Kings is based on the French monarchy leading up to the Hundred Years War. Fiction based on nonfiction.
That doesn't mean Shakespeare didn't tell the same essential story being told.

Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.
Everything's the same if you generalize enough. It's not even a fair example in the first place. That's like dismissing Star Wars, not for its simple nature, but because The Hero With a Thousand Faces did it first.


 
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Everything's the same if you generalize enough. It's not even a fair example in the first place. That's like dismissing Star Wars, not for its simple nature, but because The Hero With a Thousand Faces did it first.
I already dismiss Star Wars...
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Uh

The Accursed Kings is based on the French monarchy leading up to the Hundred Years War. Fiction based on nonfiction.
That doesn't mean Shakespeare didn't tell the same essential story being told.

Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.
Everything's the same if you generalize enough. It's not even a fair example in the first place. That's like dismissing Star Wars, not for its simple nature, but because The Hero With a Thousand Faces did it first.
I already dismiss Star Wars...
Highlighted for convenience, I addressed that.


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ITT: Verb get's buttblasted over a series of books he's never read.
"i dont need to read it to know that iTS SMUT! PORNOGRAPHIC GARBAGE WRITTEN BY A FAT AUTIST!"


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew".
I actually just read this today, and that line is kinda important in depicting the deterioration of Daenerys in the Dothraki Sea, showing how she was essentially wasting away to nothing.
i'm afraid if i roll my eyes back any further, they'll pop out
That wouldn't be a bad thing.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Uh

The Accursed Kings is based on the French monarchy leading up to the Hundred Years War. Fiction based on nonfiction.
That doesn't mean Shakespeare didn't tell the same essential story being told.

Shakespeare pretty much told every story worth telling before everyone.
I'll agree. The Taming of the Shrew is pretty much the only piece of literature that anyone really needs to read.


 
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Highlighted for convenience, I addressed that.
Well, I'm just saying. I was adding to your initial point there, but simply taking it further. Everything is derivative, so it just seemed like a redundant point to make.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Highlighted for convenience, I addressed that.
Well, I'm just saying. I was adding to your initial point there, but simply taking it further. Everything is derivative, so it just seemed like a redundant point to make.
Which is why I never stated how original or not ASOIAF is. GRRM cited it as an inspiration for his books, and he self-admittedly thinks that TAK is far and away superior.

I was just pointing out a better alternative to ASOIAF.


 
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Which is why I never stated how original or not ASOIAF is. GRRM cited it as an inspiration for his books, and he self-admittedly thinks that TAK is far and away superior.

I was just pointing out a better alternative to ASOIAF.
In what way is it better? just curious


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Which is why I never stated how original or not ASOIAF is. GRRM cited it as an inspiration for his books, and he self-admittedly thinks that TAK is far and away superior.

I was just pointing out a better alternative to ASOIAF.
In what way is it better? just curious
Besides it lacking GRRM's love of shitting and food? More intriguing factions that play off of each other more often than shooting off one liners within their ranks.

In George's words, "believe me, the Starks and the Lannisters have nothing on the Capets and Plantagenets."
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Besides it lacking GRRM's love of shitting and food? More intriguing factions that play off of each other more often than shooting off one liners within their ranks.

In George's words, "believe me, the Starks and the Lannisters have nothing on the Capets and Plantagenets."
fair enough