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ʕò ε óʔ


FIGHT          ITEM
FLIRT            RUN

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Flirt duh

 
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ʕò ε óʔ


FIGHT          ITEM
>FLIRT            RUN


She's way out of your league,if you have FANCIER CLOTHES maybe she'll atleast acknowledge your advances

ʕò ε óʔ
BEARMAN ATTACKS!

20 damage!

80/100 HP remaining

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Item

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>browse tems

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
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uhhh...

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Fight.

I use Thermonuclear Intercontinental Missile. Its super effective!

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Pls update, such a gripping tale.

 
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sorry I had to sleep like a normal person you assholes

anyway we equip fancy pants,boosting our DAPPER stat to 70,enough to flirt with the bear

we then bounce our toe off a bump in the road,dealing 0.1 damage! 69.9/100 HP remaining!

and then we fire a thermonuclrear ICBM at the poor bastard...
...who has a radiation shield which blocks nukes and the likes! 0 damage

 
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I tried running one of these earlier.

The players' choices eventually caused the situation to devolve into a Dark Souls inspired orgy of Nazi combat and bong-ripping.


 
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Fight!

 
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I want to flirt the bear

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Flirt.

 
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At first we be like
YouTube
But soon we be like
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we flirt with the bear

ʕ~ò ε ó~ʔ
f-focus on the fight you dork!

our feelings are super hurt! 69 damage! 0.9/100 HP remaining!
what will we do?

 
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Only one thing we can do.

Fight

Trade hp with bear

 
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WHY HAS LITERALLY NO ONE CONSIDERED RUNNING YET?
FUCKING RUN!

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: Solonoid on March 15, 2016, 02:33:21 PM
Only one thing we can do.

Fight

Trade hp with bear
No, flirt again. We need to make Bearman swoon.

 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Quote from: Epsira on March 15, 2016, 02:43:33 PM
WHY HAS LITERALLY NO ONE CONSIDERED RUNNING YET?
FUCKING RUN!
Running is for wimps.

 
 
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>running from a bear

pls, you're only prompting it to chase you

Not only can they perfunctorily outrun you, they can even climb trees and swim very well. You don't have a prayer.

Flirt. I mean fight.
Last Edit: March 16, 2016, 12:55:48 AM by Verbatim

 
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Quote from: Verbatim on March 16, 2016, 12:43:31 AM
Not only can they perfunctorily outrun you, they can even climb trees and swim very well. You don't have a prayer.
Oh yeah, forgot that detail.

Can we inspect the bear?

 
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Quote from: Epsira on March 16, 2016, 01:17:28 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 16, 2016, 12:43:31 AM
Not only can they perfunctorily outrun you, they can even climb trees and swim very well. You don't have a prayer.
Oh yeah, forgot that detail.

Can we inspect the bear?

You could back away like anyone whose read anything about about surviving a bear encounter.

If that doesn't work, I think you could also try lyind down on the ground.

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Nimble Jack on March 16, 2016, 01:34:55 AM
Quote from: Epsira on March 16, 2016, 01:17:28 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on March 16, 2016, 12:43:31 AM
Not only can they perfunctorily outrun you, they can even climb trees and swim very well. You don't have a prayer.
Oh yeah, forgot that detail.

Can we inspect the bear?

You could back away like anyone whose read anything about about surviving a bear encounter.

If that doesn't work, I think you could also try lyind down on the ground.

Someone hasn't seen the revenant.