Why the fuck is everyone here dying

aREALgod · January 07, 2015, 10:10:03 PM

What the fuck, people. Every other day there's a thread all like

"OH SHIT GUYS I'VE GOT SUPR CANCER GOTTA GO GET IT CHECKED LOL OH NVM ITS ACTUALLY AFRICAN EBOLAIDS IDK IF I'LL MAKE IT THO ALSO I'M HOMELESS AND CONSTANTLY FIGHTING OFF PACKS OF WILD DOGS PLS KEEP ME IN YOUR THOUGHTS LOL"

Jesus, I feel like I'll contract something the longer I stay here.

Kinder Graham · January 07, 2015, 10:10:29 PM

cus casper needs frands

BC · January 07, 2015, 10:10:55 PM

No one is actually dying?

So far atleast

Elegiac · January 07, 2015, 10:11:44 PM

Have you considered the possibility that it's all your fault.

Epsira · January 07, 2015, 10:12:06 PM

What even counts as the point where we can say we're dying?

True Turquoise · January 07, 2015, 10:13:24 PM

Nobody is dying?

aREALgod · January 07, 2015, 10:14:04 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 07, 2015, 10:13:24 PM

Nobody is dying?

Not true

True Turquoise · January 07, 2015, 10:15:17 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on January 07, 2015, 10:14:04 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 07, 2015, 10:13:24 PM
Nobody is dying?

Not true

Quote

everyone here dying

also not true

aREALgod · January 07, 2015, 10:15:52 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 07, 2015, 10:15:17 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on January 07, 2015, 10:14:04 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on January 07, 2015, 10:13:24 PM
Nobody is dying?

Not true

Quote
everyone here dying

also not true

>Not understanding a hyperbole

Assassin 11D7 · January 07, 2015, 10:16:47 PM

Sandy, Ktan, Verby seems dead inside, possibly BC, Arky died, Tru and Casper look like they have AIDS, and one of the furfags will probably die of anal hemorrhaging after they have sex for the first time.

Chakas · January 07, 2015, 10:17:43 PM

I don't trust any of you. I don't believe that anyone died without pics. Pics or it didn't happen.

Tyger · January 07, 2015, 10:19:16 PM

This site literally gives you cancer

Flood · January 07, 2015, 10:22:37 PM

Because I poisoned every member here.

BC · January 07, 2015, 10:23:22 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on January 07, 2015, 10:16:47 PM

Sandy, Ktan, Verby seems dead inside, possibly BC, Arky died, Tru and Casper look like they have AIDS, and one of the furfags will probably die of anal hemorrhaging after they have sex for the first time.

I'm still very much alive

BC · January 07, 2015, 10:23:40 PM

Quote from: Chakas on January 07, 2015, 10:17:43 PM

I don't trust any of you. I don't believe that anyone died without pics. Pics or it didn't happen.

No one died

rC · January 07, 2015, 10:23:49 PM

The same reason gay people are gay. It's a choice

Chakas · January 07, 2015, 10:26:57 PM

Quote from: BC on January 07, 2015, 10:23:40 PM

Quote from: Chakas on January 07, 2015, 10:17:43 PM
I don't trust any of you. I don't believe that anyone died without pics. Pics or it didn't happen.

No one died

On B.old, someone did. It was confirmed by the mods.

Ásgeirr · January 07, 2015, 10:27:29 PM

Its a slow kind of death

BC · January 07, 2015, 10:28:01 PM

Quote from: Chakas on January 07, 2015, 10:26:57 PM

Quote from: BC on January 07, 2015, 10:23:40 PM
Quote from: Chakas on January 07, 2015, 10:17:43 PM
I don't trust any of you. I don't believe that anyone died without pics. Pics or it didn't happen.

No one died
On B.old, someone did. It was confirmed by the mods.

Oh yea, I know...

I'm saying from this sect of the community

Ushan · January 07, 2015, 10:47:08 PM

What did I miss?

Epsira · January 07, 2015, 10:50:29 PM

Maybe you're on to something about the terminal nature of people seeking something they can't get from an outlet steeped in passive association?
The fuck would I know about that as some twat on the other side of a screen?