Why should I not kill myself?

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My dick didn't heal correctly. That skin never reattached, so now I have a faulty abnormal dick. Probably can never have sex again.

My dad won't pay for graduate school next year and will start charging 500 a month for rent soon, which means unless I get a job soon, all of my money will run out and I can't do the program anyways. I didn't get that tutoring job after trying twice to pass the test. I can't go back to working at a Kmart making 1,000 a month slaving away.

No friends. I only text the only friend I've ever had and haven't seen him in two years. I'm not happy about anything. I feel like I'm taking up space and of no real importance. And my life is already ruined. My dad hates me and I'm under a lot of pressure to start working right away.


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lol exactly


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Wow! Really seems like you have no other option, TBH


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Post your shoes and then ill answer


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Circumcision, bro. Chicks will finally want to fuck you more than once.


 
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fuck you
Because you got life to do


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I'm pretty sure you ignored our advice on going to see a penistologist and messed with and that's why it never healed properly.

My dick didn't heal correctly. That skin never reattached, so now I have a faulty abnormal dick. Probably can never have sex again.


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Get of my lawn
1) You can get corrective surgery for your dick

2) You take out loans like the rest of us

3) While they aren't sexy, there are jobs.

4) Stop being a drama mama

My wife of 17 years left me, I was forced to go a week and a half with no sleep, because I was stuck in Jacksonville with a newborn, the company I worked for went ch 7 a month before... And I never started saying I should off myself. Roman, fucking relax dude. You have level 3 drama. Suicide shouldn't be considered until level 9 drama (aggressive non-operative stage 4 brain cancer)


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Why?

Because you're the man and you're better off than most people here. You're just in a rut, you'll break out of it soon.


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Holy shit now I'm absolutely certain you're trolling.

Kill yourself.


 
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The Rage....
have you tried turning it off and back on?


 
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The Rage....
if it makes you feel any better i have an estimated 27 credits being transferred to university for fall since i started college in 2014.


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shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

there are only like millions of people who only have a degree in history or something worse, and I doubt they're all crying on a forum, expecting life to be handed to them.


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Why?

Because you're the man and you're better off than most people here. You're just in a rut, you'll break out of it soon.
Suck his mutant dick more.


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Why?

Because you're the man and you're better off than most people here. You're just in a rut, you'll break out of it soon.
Suck his mutant dick more.

I would if I could.


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Why?

Because you're the man and you're better off than most people here. You're just in a rut, you'll break out of it soon.
Suck his mutant dick more.

I would if I could.
You abuse your wife enough and now you cheat on her with dick

*crosses head*


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shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

there are only like millions of people who only have a degree in history or something worse, and I doubt they're all crying on a forum, expecting life to be handed to them.

Fuck you. I have a BA in history. I get paid, even if I don't use it.


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shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

there are only like millions of people who only have a degree in history or something worse, and I doubt they're all crying on a forum, expecting life to be handed to them.

Fuck you. I have a BA in history. I get paid, even if I don't use it.
what


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shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

there are only like millions of people who only have a degree in history or something worse, and I doubt they're all crying on a forum, expecting life to be handed to them.

Fuck you. I have a BA in history. I get paid, even if I don't use it.
what

There are two things. What you do with the degree and what you do with A degree. A lot of the BA degrees are good for going into Law or Business. They only suck if you try to make your degree your profession. History is good if you make more of it. As a degree on it's own... Worthless. But as a part of something greater... Awesome


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
You haven't found something to live for? How am I supposed to show you something to live for if you almost certainly won't accept it as such anyways?

Do something drastic and subject anyone who cares about you with grief. .  is that reason enough to live?

I'm sick af, broke as hell, lonely as shit, completely dependent on others for survival, suffer every single day in pain and I still have the will to live and overcome the obstacles in my life. I suppose I just have a different mindset than you do.


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shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

there are only like millions of people who only have a degree in history or something worse, and I doubt they're all crying on a forum, expecting life to be handed to them.

Fuck you. I have a BA in history. I get paid, even if I don't use it.
what

There are two things. What you do with the degree and what you do with A degree. A lot of the BA degrees are good for going into Law or Business. They only suck if you try to make your degree your profession. History is good if you make more of it. As a degree on it's own... Worthless. But as a part of something greater... Awesome
Ok, but Roman acts like he has no other option than going to grad school. He always puts his eggs in one basket and doesn't know what to do when it doesn't pan out. I'm just saying that there's other options for him and there are plenty of people with a similar resume or worse one. Before you went to grad school, you had a job correct?


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shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

there are only like millions of people who only have a degree in history or something worse, and I doubt they're all crying on a forum, expecting life to be handed to them.

Fuck you. I have a BA in history. I get paid, even if I don't use it.
what

There are two things. What you do with the degree and what you do with A degree. A lot of the BA degrees are good for going into Law or Business. They only suck if you try to make your degree your profession. History is good if you make more of it. As a degree on it's own... Worthless. But as a part of something greater... Awesome
Ok, but Roman acts like he has no other option than going to grad school. He always puts his eggs in one basket and doesn't know what to do when it doesn't pan out. I'm just saying that there's other options for him and there are plenty of people with a similar resume or worse one. Before you went to grad school, you had a job correct?

And what did I tell him?  Chill the fuck out


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does this stuff even work?
Yes, no, maybe, i don't know. Can you repeat the question?


 
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Because it makes my chest hurt to think that you would and I don't even know you. Imagine how your dad would feel, not that that's the whole reason that you shouldn't. Grit your teeth and tell yourself that if you're going to die, you're going to die happy. Hate yourself for wanting to die. Tell yourself: It's not that easy, fucker. And then you pick yourself up and KEEP GOING. Even if I thought I could never be happy again I'd die trying to be and take some satisfaction from that. But it's never that bad. We're born into this shit. Instantly stepped on. And I hate to be stepped on and I hate to see people be stepped on. If Life tells you to fuck off, you tell it: You first, dickhead.

I can't remember most of the night of my attempt but I like to think that once I was drunk enough I worked myself up into a towering rage at myself. And whatever happened after that that put me in hospital was just an insanely dumb self-punishment. I don't know, but it makes me deeply ashamed, so I'd like to think that I stayed true to myself.

Be stubborn, man. There are too many years left on the clock.



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Oh, hey.
You are complaining about not having much money, yet your being picky on jobs?

No words. If you are in a bad spot, you take what you get. If you are picking and choosing because you don't feel like it then you are ruining yourself.

However, don't kill yourself. Never the correct choice.


 
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Yeah and also set realistic goals. Like others have said. You haven't lived til you've washed the dishes for an all-you-can-eat-buffet. People are fucking pigs.


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All of you telling him to kill himself, please, kill yourselves.


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Oh, hey.
All of you telling him to kill himself, please, kill yourselves.

:(, I didnt say nothing like dat recketmang


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I neither fear, nor despise.
All of you telling him to kill himself, please, kill yourselves.

:(, I didnt say nothing like dat recketmang

I know bro  : )