Why should I not kill myself?

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Because it makes my chest hurt to think that you would and I don't even know you. Imagine how your dad would feel, not that that's the whole reason that you shouldn't. Grit your teeth and tell yourself that if you're going to die, you're going to die happy. Hate yourself for wanting to die. Tell yourself: It's not that easy, fucker. And then you pick yourself up and KEEP GOING. Even if I thought I could never be happy again I'd die trying to be and take some satisfaction from that. But it's never that bad. We're born into this shit. Instantly stepped on. And I hate to be stepped on and I hate to see people be stepped on. If Life tells you to fuck off, you tell it: You first, dickhead.

I can't remember most of the night of my attempt but I like to think that once I was drunk enough I worked myself up into a towering rage at myself. And whatever happened after that that put me in hospital was just an insanely dumb self-punishment. I don't know, but it makes me deeply ashamed, so I'd like to think that I stayed true to myself.

Be stubborn, man. There are too many years left on the clock.
I like you a lot man


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become a fetish porn star with your new dick, make some money


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I neither fear, nor despise.
become a fetish porn star with your new dick, make some money

some famous guy did that actually, after having his dick cut off then reattached.


 
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Because it makes my chest hurt to think that you would and I don't even know you. Imagine how your dad would feel, not that that's the whole reason that you shouldn't. Grit your teeth and tell yourself that if you're going to die, you're going to die happy. Hate yourself for wanting to die. Tell yourself: It's not that easy, fucker. And then you pick yourself up and KEEP GOING. Even if I thought I could never be happy again I'd die trying to be and take some satisfaction from that. But it's never that bad. We're born into this shit. Instantly stepped on. And I hate to be stepped on and I hate to see people be stepped on. If Life tells you to fuck off, you tell it: You first, dickhead.

I can't remember most of the night of my attempt but I like to think that once I was drunk enough I worked myself up into a towering rage at myself. And whatever happened after that that put me in hospital was just an insanely dumb self-punishment. I don't know, but it makes me deeply ashamed, so I'd like to think that I stayed true to myself.

Be stubborn, man. There are too many years left on the clock.
I like you a lot man
Hahaha I just have a mulish attitude because I read and watch so much grim shit and I try to emulate my heroes from all that. One day I will be certified badass if I keep it up, that's the hope.


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Circumcision, bro. Chicks will finally want to fuck you more than once.
Yeah, but that scarring tho...


 
 
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My dick didn't heal correctly. That skin never reattached, so now I have a faulty abnormal dick. Probably can never have sex again.

My dad won't pay for graduate school next year and will start charging 500 a month for rent soon, which means unless I get a job soon, all of my money will run out and I can't do the program anyways. I didn't get that tutoring job after trying twice to pass the test. I can't go back to working at a Kmart making 1,000 a month slaving away.

No friends. I only text the only friend I've ever had and haven't seen him in two years. I'm not happy about anything. I feel like I'm taking up space and of no real importance. And my life is already ruined. My dad hates me and I'm under a lot of pressure to start working right away.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt I have been trolled befor with suicide threats. PM me anytime if you need if you feel down. As a friend on septagon I'm willing to help you. Instead of focusing on only the bad points in your life look at all the good stuff you have you have food and clothing you live in a good country known as United States of America. You've just ended up in a low point in your life everyone has these low points just keep soldiering on


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
It's not like you'd take any advice here anyways, as evidenced by the billions of times we've tried to help when you've asked.

-'rents asking for rent? Step 1: Get a job
-Don't like the jobs at first? Step 2: Tough shit, otherwise you'll fail at step 1.
-Not enough money to get back into the degree? Repeat step 1.
-No friends? Step 1a: Meet people at your new job.
-Your dick is the least of your importance. Stop fucking around with it in fat chicks, stop chasing girls, and go see a fucking doctor to get surgery on it. Need money for that? STEP 1.

In other words, THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN EVEN BEGIN TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS IS BY GETTING A JOB AND EARNING. Then kill 2 small bids with a large stone by incorporating other problems around it.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Call MTV and ask them to make a reality TV show about your life


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“I’ve become skeptical of the unwritten rule that just because a boy and girl appear in the same feature, a romance must ensue. Rather, I want to portray a slightly different relationship, one where the two mutually inspire each other to live - if I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.”
You'll make someone sad?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Your mindset is bad.


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>Buy a strap on
>Only date blind women (bonus if they are poorer than you so they can't say shit, bonus bonus points she's rich and you can mooch)
>If she's rich, skip to last step
>Convince your dad to buy life insurance
>Your dad "dies"
>Collect life insurance
>Sell house
>Live frugally off life insurance and house money
>????
>Profit?


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
All this time, I'm 99.9% sure this all a joke to earn attention.

However, I'm not telling you to kill yourself of suicide, for it never has, and never will be the solution. Everyone makes mistakes, whether it's drastic (like you claim them to be) or small. It's intended to be part of life. If money is what you need, then any job is truly a viable paying job. Have rational goals in life and actually put energy and effort into it like you mean it to make something out of your life.


Really, just don't be a downer on yourself after only a few events.


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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
Call MTV and ask them to make a reality TV show about your life

They still do reality TV shows?


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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If you leave us then who would there be to post cringy threads?


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Waiting for the thread where you attempt it and fail but somehow break your dick again


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You should just do it already


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sell your life story and make film out of it.


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Itt: 90% are Pussies who talk shit on Roman despite their life being significantly worse than his. Stay mad teenage virgins.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Itt: 90% are Pussies who talk shit on Roman despite their life being significantly worse than his. Stay mad teenage virgins.
>lives are considerably worse
>don't whine and bitch about how terrible it is all the time

This makes Roman seem worse tbh.


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Circumcision, bro. Chicks will finally want to fuck you more than once.
Yeah, but that scarring tho...
Most chick in the states are used to cut dicks, anything that isn't cut, looks weird to them.


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Circumcision, bro. Chicks will finally want to fuck you more than once.
Yeah, but that scarring tho...
Most chick in the states are used to cut dicks, anything that isn't cut, looks weird to them.
I'm sure a scarred penis looks weird to everyone.


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Circumcision, bro. Chicks will finally want to fuck you more than once.
Yeah, but that scarring tho...
Most chick in the states are used to cut dicks, anything that isn't cut, looks weird to them.
I'm sure a scarred penis looks weird to everyone.
Depends how bad it is I guess.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
So has he not been online for a good while?

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