Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?

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it's not

Please tell that to some people. They could use that information.
People gonna do what people gonna do did dude.
Why the fuck are you talking like that?
No clue.
The message stays the same though for my answer.
People are going to do whatever they want to regardless of what you say to them. (Generally of course)
Just a moment of complete retardation? Its k, it happens...well...

Happens to the best of us. Most commonly with me unfortunately, but I'm making that effort to stop going full retard on here.
Certainly not the best of us.







No offense.


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it's not

Please tell that to some people. They could use that information.
People gonna do what people gonna do did dude.
Why the fuck are you talking like that?
No clue.
The message stays the same though for my answer.
People are going to do whatever they want to regardless of what you say to them. (Generally of course)
Just a moment of complete retardation? Its k, it happens...well...

Happens to the best of us. Most commonly with me unfortunately, but I'm making that effort to stop going full retard on here.
Certainly not the best of us.







No offense.

None taken.


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
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Dem latinas

Hnnng
stop
Stop what?


 
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i, for one, have mever said aytin tdd i my lif


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- korrie
i, for one, have mever said aytin tdd i my lif
oh my fucking god


 
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my keyboard is still broken lol


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okay




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>virgin detected

Who gives a shit if I still am one or not?

That's not the reason why I'm asking this.

If you've had sex and have any sex drive you would know it's fun just like anything else

Well if course it would be, but bragging about it online and how you're better than everyone else because of it is just low.

I mean come on, I fap and that feels amazing. <_<

Masturbation is nowhere near as good as sex


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my keyboard is still broken lol

I have spares. I'd lend you one of mine....

Spoiler
But you're Verbatim so...


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>virgin detected

Who gives a shit if I still am one or not?

That's not the reason why I'm asking this.

If you've had sex and have any sex drive you would know it's fun just like anything else

Well if course it would be, but bragging about it online and how you're better than everyone else because of it is just low.

I mean come on, I fap and that feels amazing. <_<

Masturbation is nowhere near as good as sex

Still, I wouldn't brag about it, and I'd still masturbate anyway. That's not stopping.


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From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.

If the number of human beings was an all time low, that makes sense, but we have 7 billion people and counting.

It's kinda lost it's necessity.


 
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From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.
and taking advice from evolution is like taking advice from a homeless, coke-addicted fuckhead with thirty-seven DUIs and a tattoo on his chest that reads "IM SMURT"

...you don't fucking do it


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From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.
and taking advice from evolution is like taking advice from a homeless, coke-addicted fuckhead with thirty-seven DUIs and a tattoo on his chest that reads "IM SMURT"

...you don't fucking do it

What?


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From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.
and taking advice from evolution is like taking advice from a homeless, coke-addicted fuckhead with thirty-seven DUIs and a tattoo on his chest that reads "IM SMURT"

...you don't fucking do it
Oh boy here we fucking go.


 
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From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.
and taking advice from evolution is like taking advice from a homeless, coke-addicted fuckhead with thirty-seven DUIs and a tattoo on his chest that reads "IM SMURT"

...you don't fucking do it
What?
i was extremely clear, but okay

fuck evolution


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
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Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though


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From an evolutionary standpoint, a man's purpose in life would be to produce offspring. It's kind of like instinctual coding. Basically you've done what you were meant to do.
and taking advice from evolution is like taking advice from a homeless, coke-addicted fuckhead with thirty-seven DUIs and a tattoo on his chest that reads "IM SMURT"

...you don't fucking do it
What?
i was extremely clear, but okay

fuck evolution

And I thought I was a pessimistic jackass.

Dude.... just gtfo.


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?


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Your love gets me so high
it's really not that big of a deal, just something i feel everyone should try


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
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Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?

It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
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Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?

It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?
It wouldn't bother me at all. I'd probably join in and share one of my stories of taking good shits

Don't let this stuff get to you man. It's really not a big deal unless you make it one


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
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Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?

It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?
It wouldn't bother me at all. I'd probably join in and share one of my stories of taking good shits

Don't let this stuff get to you man. It's really not a big deal unless you make it one

O.o

Forget I asked....


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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...

I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.

And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.


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It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?

tbh a Clean, satisfying shit is extremely underrated, and could probably provide some discussion value.

I see where you're coming from, though.


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It gets mildly annoying. I mean, how would you feel if I bragged about the last time I took a really good shit?

tbh a Clean, satisfying shit is extremely underrated, and could probably provide some discussion value.

I see where you're coming from, though.

Well I'm glad someone understands my perspective at least.

I mean for me, sex is suppose to be a private thing, not something to brag about. My values don't fit into this world.


 
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Hmm...
Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

Hnnng

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...
I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.
Why would you care if it's not a big deal?


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Probably not, since you're so defensive about anything related to your sexuality.

What are you talking about?

Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

That's not a valid answer.
Why not?

You sure are missing out on one of the most pleasurable things life has to offer m8.

Dat fast heart rate when you know its going down
dat heavy breathing
dem sounds
Dem latinas

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Because I have the highest fucking sex drive in the world that's why :]

#Bragging about it.
I really do though

Why? What's the point in bragging?
Why does it bother you if someone brags about it?
Well you are talking to a virgin...
I bet you this forum would never believe me when I lose my virginity eventually.And even if I wasn't one, it would still bother me because it's mildly annoying.
Why would you care if it's not a big deal?

Because they just won't shut up about it? Do I have to bring up an example?


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Deci you've always freaked out when someone calls you gay or threatens your masculinity.

Same reason as everything else, mildly annoyed.

And I won't lie, having your masculinity discredited actually does hurt. Remember that one time Isara said that I actually look more of a man with that fucking mask than my actual face?

Yeah.... That stung.

But... I got over it.