Why is getting laid such a big fucking deal?

R o c k e t · August 28, 2015, 02:23:46 PM

Quote from: ॐ Nuka on August 28, 2015, 02:22:30 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
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Quote from: ॐ Nuka on August 28, 2015, 01:57:15 PM
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Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 01:52:44 PM
I'm just gonna not read 8 pages of "lol OP is a virgin" and say lol op is a virgin anyway.

I think my drunk shenanigans began on page 2
what's it like reading through your drunken posts?

Well I was fully aware of what I was doing, I just wanted to read them again and laugh lol

You seemed pretty upset. I hope Anon Jesus helped you.
He wasn't upset, he was being blunt and vulgar. He actually seemed to be in a fairly decent mood.
One of these days I will get you to talk on skype while you're drunk, Rocket.

Nuka, next time I'm drunk im calling you myself good sir ^_____^

August 28, 2015, 02:25:32 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 02:22:14 PM

Quote from: Vien on August 28, 2015, 02:20:55 PM
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I occasionally obtain the pussy whilst in bed. My cat doesn't like remaining in my room at times.
Furries shouldn't be allowed to own pets.
Exactly.
Weebs shouldn't have hentai either.
Yeah but I don't try to yiff my daughter like you people do your pets.

Thanks to classical conditioning, my dogs run away when I bring out a jar of peanut butter to make a sandwich.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 02:28:16 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 02:21:33 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
Anon Jesus
no
stop

Let Anon Jesus wash away your sins...

*drowns Das in a pool of holy water*

DAS B00T x2 · August 28, 2015, 02:32:46 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:28:16 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 02:21:33 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
Anon Jesus
no
stop

Let Anon Jesus wash away your sins...

*drowns Das in a pool of holy water*

I'm sorry, good heathen, but I need to take just a moment of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka.

She became an existential object for our sins.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM

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🂿 · August 28, 2015, 02:37:47 PM

Quote from: HEAT SEEKING GHOST OF SEX on August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM

Oral sex is the best thing ever to happen

DAS B00T x2 · August 28, 2015, 02:39:33 PM

Door, you have to find out who that woman is

Then we have to go on a road trip

with rope

Jester · August 28, 2015, 02:41:07 PM

LOL DECI IS A CUCK

gats · August 28, 2015, 02:44:43 PM

lol deci is a beta virgin

R o c k e t · August 28, 2015, 02:46:19 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:37:47 PM

Quote from: HEAT SEEKING GHOST OF SEX on August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
Oral sex is the best thing ever to happen

Door who is this woman? ^

DAS B00T x2 · August 28, 2015, 02:52:41 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on August 28, 2015, 02:46:19 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: HEAT SEEKING GHOST OF SEX on August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
Oral sex is the best thing ever to happen

Door who is this woman? ^

Nobody knows. She's just some half-nip girl that gets posted on chan boards.

Ushan · August 28, 2015, 02:53:43 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:37:47 PM

Quote from: HEAT SEEKING GHOST OF SEX on August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
Oral sex is the best thing ever to happen

Where the fuck are her pupils?

R o c k e t · August 28, 2015, 02:56:22 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on August 28, 2015, 02:53:43 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: HEAT SEEKING GHOST OF SEX on August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
Oral sex is the best thing ever to happen

Where the fuck are her pupils?

She'll transform into Godzilla if you make her angry

challengerX · August 28, 2015, 02:59:07 PM

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BaconShelf · August 28, 2015, 03:12:27 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 01:52:44 PM

I'm just gonna not read 8 pages of "lol OP is a virgin" and say lol op is a virgin anyway.

Most of it is rocket crashing this thread.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 03:47:59 PM

Quote from: guts on August 28, 2015, 02:44:43 PM

lol deci is a beta virgin

YouTube

Anonymous (User Deleted) · August 28, 2015, 08:17:10 PM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on August 28, 2015, 02:53:43 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on August 28, 2015, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: HEAT SEEKING GHOST OF SEX on August 28, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
Oral sex is the best thing ever to happen

Where the fuck are her pupils?

Constricted (smaller) from the sunlight. They're there.

Big Boss · August 28, 2015, 08:36:52 PM

I only lost my v-card last month. Can confirm that sex is good. Not really much to brag about but it's good.

Mordo · August 28, 2015, 08:39:31 PM

Unless you're asexual, it's extremely difficult to rebuff a girl willing to reciprocate your sex needs, because male biology and all that.

Guys who do it for bragging rights are either doing it for social status, or not doing it right at all.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 08:57:11 PM

Quote from: unironically being ironic on August 28, 2015, 08:39:31 PM

Unless you're asexual, it's extremely difficult to rebuff a girl willing to reciprocate your sex needs, because male biology and all that.

Guys who do it for bragging rights are either doing it for social status, or not doing it right at all.

Agreed. Personally, if I lose my virginity, I like to think that I can control myself and still use masturbation.

I just don't want to change and turn needy for it you know? It's hard to describe. The way I see it, if I get horny, I'll just take care of the urge by masturbating.

But should I have sex, I hear there are cravings for it. As if I don't have those cravings for it already....

DAS B00T x2 · August 28, 2015, 08:58:00 PM

Hey Deci

Roman is out having sex right now

ROMAN IS HAVEING SECKS BEFOAR YUO!

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🂿 · August 28, 2015, 09:04:37 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 08:58:00 PM

Hey Deci

Roman is out having sex right now

ROMAN IS HAVEING SECKS BEFOAR YUO!

Okay?

Honestly Roman needed to see a sex surrogate a long time ago, and before you ask, yes that shit is legal in all 50 states.

RomanGladiator · August 28, 2015, 10:23:39 PM

It's a big deal because even ugly people can while I still can't.

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 10:25:20 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on August 28, 2015, 10:23:39 PM

It's a big deal because even ugly people can while I still can't.

Hey Roman. Two words!

Surrogate partner!

Nexus · August 28, 2015, 10:26:14 PM

This is a thread a virgin would make to justify his virginity past the age of 18.

Risay117 · August 28, 2015, 10:41:41 PM

Why are we discussing this.

Solonoid · August 28, 2015, 10:49:35 PM

Tell gandalf I said hi the next time the wizards meet.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · August 28, 2015, 10:51:05 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on August 28, 2015, 08:58:00 PM

Hey Deci

Roman is out having sex right now

ROMAN IS HAVEING SECKS BEFOAR YUO!

bowling leads to sex, gotcha

Spoiler

who?

🂿 · August 28, 2015, 10:56:22 PM

Well, I think this thread ran it's course.

No pun intended.