Why is China nuking Europe in a PR photo?

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That is 'Jade Rabbit', the Chinese moon rover, lovely image yes?

Now look behind the rover at the Earth:


I'd like to know which Chinese smartarse thought it'd be funny to use an image showing Europe being nuked.


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I guess it's a statement?

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Europe better watch out.


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How the hell did you notice that?


 
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yurope's already a wasteland so nuking it wouldn't make much of a difference


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How the hell did you notice that?
By accident, I lay down and my screen rotated so that that part was big on my screen, so I took a closer look and saw that.


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I guess it's a statement?

Our Rover is explosive!
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Looks more like Russia is getting nuked. Either way it's not surprising that the communist chinks would consider the use of nuclear weapons.


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Looks more like Russia is getting nuked. Either way it's not surprising that the communist chinks would consider the use of nuclear weapons.
You kidding, if the Chinese used nukes they'd screw it up, as the instruction manual would be something along the lines of "Plaice happy shaped metal key in compute terminals and turn that way to launch missile at suspecting country of surprise"

Judging off every Chinese instruction manual i've ever seen


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That doesn't look like Earth.


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That doesn't look like Earth.
That's because they have rotated it 90 degrees clockwise


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That doesn't look like Earth.
That's because they have rotated it 90 degrees clockwise
Still not seeing it


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That doesn't look like Earth.
you can clearly make out india and the arabian peninsula


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That doesn't look like Earth.
That's because they have rotated it 90 degrees clockwise
Still not seeing it
Can't you see Africa and Saudi Arabia?


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That doesn't look like Earth.
Clearly this is a result of northern hemisphere bias. ;)



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Looks more like Russia is getting nuked. Either way it's not surprising that the communist chinks would consider the use of nuclear weapons.
You kidding, if the Chinese used nukes they'd screw it up, as the instruction manual would be something along the lines of "Plaice happy shaped metal key in compute terminals and turn that way to launch missile at suspecting country of surprise"

Judging off every Chinese instruction manual i've ever seen
Chinese piece of shit probably wouldn't even make it out of the silo before exploding.


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They would be offing their biggest customers.


 
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They would be offing their biggest customers.
You're forgetting about your beloved Amerifats.
We probably consume more chinese fast food that you :)


 
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They would be offing their biggest customers.
You're forgetting about your beloved Amerifats.
We probably consume more chinese fast food that you :)

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That doesn't look like Earth.
That's because they have rotated it 90 degrees clockwise
Still not seeing it
Can't you see Africa and Saudi Arabia?
Ah I see it now. That's Saudi Arabia. But wouldn't that place the 'nuke' in Russia not Europe?
Last Edit: October 08, 2014, 06:06:41 PM by Septy


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That doesn't look like Earth.
That's because they have rotated it 90 degrees clockwise
Still not seeing it
Can't you see Africa and Saudi Arabia?
Ah I see it now. That's Saudi Arabia. But wouldn't that place the 'nuke' in China not Europe?

Eastern Russia, Mongolia, Northern China, thereabouts.

Edit: Actually no that's Europe. If you look to the lower right of the Arabian peninsula you can make out the east coast of Africa.
Last Edit: October 08, 2014, 06:10:06 PM by SexyPiranha


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That doesn't look like Earth.
That's because they have rotated it 90 degrees clockwise
Still not seeing it
Can't you see Africa and Saudi Arabia?
Ah I see it now. That's Saudi Arabia. But wouldn't that place the 'nuke' in Russia not Europe?
I suppose, but Russia is still in Europe