Why don't you lift weights?

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Your body looks really fucking strange in the core.


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Because I don't have a reason to be that muscular.

I don't need to carry heavy shit in my daily life, I shouldn't need to rely on my muscles to get girls (apart from one muscle >.>), and my country has free healthcare meaning I don't have to worry about my health, past my weight.

I'm happy cycling or swimming, that's more genuinely healthy and useful stuff to train compared to lifting a heavy object and putting it down again.
False. Unless you swim and cycle multiple times a week, you can't even begin to compare the two. First off one is cardiovascular and the other is strength training. Second, strength training can also improve the cardiovascular system minutely while improving bone density, tendon strength, posture, the immune system, and hormonal regulation.

I know that, but I still see little point in the benefits of strength training unless you have a job that requires you to lift things everyday, when I can focus solely on cardio and be "generally healthy" rather than "specifically healthy".
Benefits:
Increases HDL - High Density Lipoprotein (good cholesterol) and decrease LDL - Low Density Lipoprotein (bad cholesterol).
Reduces risk of diabetes and insulin needs.
Lowers risk of cardiovascular disease.
Lower high blood pressure.
Lowers risk of breast cancer - reduces high estrogen levels linked to the disease.
Decreases or minimizes risk of osteoporosis by building bone mass.
Reduces symptoms of PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome)
Reduces stress and anxiety.
Decreases colds and illness.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/trainingstation1.htm


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Benefits:
Increases HDL - High Density Lipoprotein (good cholesterol) and decrease LDL - Low Density Lipoprotein (bad cholesterol).
Reduces risk of diabetes and insulin needs.
Lowers risk of cardiovascular disease.
Lower high blood pressure.
Lowers risk of breast cancer - reduces high estrogen levels linked to the disease.
Decreases or minimizes risk of osteoporosis by building bone mass.
Reduces symptoms of PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome)
Reduces stress and anxiety.
Decreases colds and illness.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/trainingstation1.htm

Fair enough, I didn't know that. I'm sticking to swimming though.


 
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But hey, I know I'm set where it counts. I don't look all purdy and spiffy. But that many hours a day on my feet, doing manual labor keeps me in shape. It's also what got me back onto my feet this year.

I started the year off in poor health. Underweight, poor strength, shit lungs and heart. All the running around this year has me back in as much peak health as I can manage.

That's also why I don't lift weights, to be frank. I can lift 40 pounds over my own body weight now. I weigh 220. No denying that I can't do my part anymore.


 
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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.


 
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i outgrew the lifting/bulking phase after high school. havent kept up with my cardio either though. need to get on that.


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Because I don't have a reason to be that muscular.

I don't need to carry heavy shit in my daily life, I shouldn't need to rely on my muscles to get girls (apart from one muscle >.>), and my country has free healthcare meaning I don't have to worry about my health, past my weight.

I'm happy cycling or swimming, that's more genuinely healthy and useful stuff to train compared to lifting a heavy object and putting it down again.
False. Unless you swim and cycle multiple times a week, you can't even begin to compare the two. First off one is cardiovascular and the other is strength training. Second, strength training can also improve the cardiovascular system minutely while improving bone density, tendon strength, posture, the immune system, and hormonal regulation.

I know that, but I still see little point in the benefits of strength training unless you have a job that requires you to lift things everyday, when I can focus solely on cardio and be "generally healthy" rather than "specifically healthy".
Benefits:
Increases HDL - High Density Lipoprotein (good cholesterol) and decrease LDL - Low Density Lipoprotein (bad cholesterol).
Reduces risk of diabetes and insulin needs.
Lowers risk of cardiovascular disease.
Lower high blood pressure.
Lowers risk of breast cancer - reduces high estrogen levels linked to the disease.
Decreases or minimizes risk of osteoporosis by building bone mass.
Reduces symptoms of PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome)
Reduces stress and anxiety.
Decreases colds and illness.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/trainingstation1.htm
Dude, that's regular exercise - not liftin'.

and I can totally backup the benefits. I haven't had a cold for like two years now. If I do get sick (viruses and shit) I recover in 30 hours.


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.

Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good? Feeling bad about something makes change, and if you don't have the ability to see your faults and the will to better yourself, then stay down.


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Here's a question;

Why should I spend time out of my day to do something boring when none of the reasons you list bother me? I don't care for dating and shit and I can be healthy by not eating crap. So what reason do I have? Persuade me why I should give up time that I could be using to be productive.


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Weight training also improves your physical endurance and generally makes you healthier..


 
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Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.
No. I'm naturally good looking without working out.

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Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good?

Where's the good in working out? To quote SecondClass, "Ooh, you can lift stuff better." I don't give a shit about that.


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Here's a question;

Why should I spend time out of my day to do something boring when none of the reasons you list bother me? I don't care for dating and shit and I can be healthy by not eating crap. So what reason do I have? Persuade me why I should give up time that I could be using to be productive.
No, don't bother lifting if you've actually got shit to do.

I only do it because it wastes time. If you have stuff that's actually worthwhile, then don't bother.


 
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Weight training also improves your physical endurance and generally makes you healthier..

Lifting weights is primarily used to increase muscle mass and strength, both of which have nothing to do with your health. Cardio and diet are far more important.

Also, I don't give a shit about my health, either.


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.

Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good? Feeling bad about something makes change, and if you don't have the ability to see your faults and the will to better yourself, then stay down.

It's purely a social thing. If you don't care about what other random people think of you, then it doesn't matter. Unless it's morbidly over/underweight and is damaging to your health.

But the argument of looking nice only applies if you're trying to impress random people for some stupid reason.


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Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.
No. I'm naturally good looking without working out.

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Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good?

Where's the good in working out? To quote SecondClass, "Ooh, you can lift stuff better." I don't give a shit about that.
So you're good looking, good for you, but can you get better looking? If you aren't out to better yourself in certain fields, then you've A) found other fields you want to focus your time and effort on, or
B) Haven't established a purpose in life


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Here's a question;

Why should I spend time out of my day to do something boring when none of the reasons you list bother me? I don't care for dating and shit and I can be healthy by not eating crap. So what reason do I have? Persuade me why I should give up time that I could be using to be productive.
No, don't bother lifting if you've actually got shit to do.

I only do it because it wastes time. If you have stuff that's actually worthwhile, then don't bother.

Hmm. I've always got something to do. I'm one of those guys who pretty much can always keep entertained at home without internet or tv.


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.

Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good? Feeling bad about something makes change, and if you don't have the ability to see your faults and the will to better yourself, then stay down.

It's purely a social thing. If you don't care about what other random people think of you, then it doesn't matter. Unless it's morbidly over/underweight and is damaging to your health.

But the argument of looking nice only applies if you're trying to impress random people for some stupid reason.
I lift for myself. I lift so that I can look good naked, and I don't intend to ever get into sexy times.


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.

Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good? Feeling bad about something makes change, and if you don't have the ability to see your faults and the will to better yourself, then stay down.

It's purely a social thing. If you don't care about what other random people think of you, then it doesn't matter. Unless it's morbidly over/underweight and is damaging to your health.

But the argument of looking nice only applies if you're trying to impress random people for some stupid reason.
I lift for myself. I lift so that I can look good naked, and I don't intend to ever get into sexy times.

Well that's weird. I would complain, but I write scifi but don't really intend for it to get published or whatever. So eh.


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Weight training also improves your physical endurance and generally makes you healthier..

Lifting weights is primarily used to increase muscle mass and strength, both of which have nothing to do with your health. Cardio and diet are far more important.

Also, I don't give a shit about my health, either.
wait lol you seriously think maintaining physical endurance and muscle training isnt part of being healthy?

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Cardio and diet are far more important.
ill take "obvious facts" for $500, alex. muscle training may take a lower priority than proper nutrition, but that doesnt mean it isnt deeply involved with your health. besides, many resistance/endurance training methods also improve your cardiovascular health.


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I do. Not bodybuilding (which is legitimately retarded), but actual strength training. Been sticking with PPL for a pretty long time.

Tbh cardio is way more important for a healthy lifestyle, though.
Last Edit: October 16, 2015, 02:41:16 PM by HurtfulTurkey


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.

Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good? Feeling bad about something makes change, and if you don't have the ability to see your faults and the will to better yourself, then stay down.

It's purely a social thing. If you don't care about what other random people think of you, then it doesn't matter. Unless it's morbidly over/underweight and is damaging to your health.

But the argument of looking nice only applies if you're trying to impress random people for some stupid reason.
I lift for myself. I lift so that I can look good naked, and I don't intend to ever get into sexy times.

Well that's weird. I would complain, but I write scifi but don't really intend for it to get published or whatever. So eh.
vidya character. Nobody else will see your vidya char, but you customize it for your own viewing. The NPC aren't gonna notice.


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I do. Not bodybuilding (which is legitimately retarded), but actual strength training. Been sticking with PPL for a pretty long time.
What the fuck are you gonna do with all that power?


 
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I lift for myself. I lift so that I can look good naked, and I don't intend to ever get into sexy times.

If you lift to look good, without lifting, you don't look good. You are not okay with your base level of attractiveness. Which makes you insecure.


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I do. Not bodybuilding (which is legitimately retarded), but actual strength training. Been sticking with PPL for a pretty long time.
What the fuck are you gonna do with all that power?

I'm not sure what you mean.


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Because I'm not insecure about how I look. Making yourself better looking is the only "rational" (use that VERY loosely) reason to do it, and I don't care about that.
Then you're happy looking bad, and that's not a good thing.

Why the fuck would we feel insecure about anything if it didn't do us humans any good? Feeling bad about something makes change, and if you don't have the ability to see your faults and the will to better yourself, then stay down.

It's purely a social thing. If you don't care about what other random people think of you, then it doesn't matter. Unless it's morbidly over/underweight and is damaging to your health.

But the argument of looking nice only applies if you're trying to impress random people for some stupid reason.
I lift for myself. I lift so that I can look good naked, and I don't intend to ever get into sexy times.

Well that's weird. I would complain, but I write scifi but don't really intend for it to get published or whatever. So eh.
vidya character. Nobody else will see your vidya char, but you customize it for your own viewing. The NPC aren't gonna notice.

I make them look as ugly as possible for my own amusement. Having the guy who saved the world with a nose down next to his mouth and his eyes next to his ears with red skin and a beehive haircut while being morbidly obese but able to do flips and high-end unarmed combat brings me no end of amusement.

I spent a lot of time in the saints row characrer editors.


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So you're going on about weightlifting and being physically yet you drive a Prius and only fill up on only one gallon of gas?


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kids on the internet will go to any length to hide the fact that theyre just too lazy and pathetic to take care of their bodies.


yeah, you exercisers, fuck you for caring about your health and appearance, you insecure fucks.