Why don't you lift weights?

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This is directed at those who don't lift weights and put in work at the gym. Why? Why not be healthier, stronger, more attractive. Why not chose to swim in a sea of prime bitches and slay poon?

Personally, it feels great to be part of the god tier.



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Like how much I can lift? Well it's complicated. I haven't calculated my 1 rep max and I do like 20 different exercises. Sometimes I train for strength for a few months and then hypertrophy.


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For starters, the nearest gym is probably a few hundred miles away in the city.

Second, I don't have the time to kill on a hobby like that.

And third, I'm not in the business of casual fucking.

Weightlifting is fine and all, because at least it keeps you healthy. And, you do get the bonus of being attractive. But I've always sort of viewed it as a time waster. It's a city folk thing that people do when they have literally nothing else to do.


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Because I've got better things do do with my time


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For starters, the nearest gym is probably a few hundred miles away in the city.

Second, I don't have the time to kill on a hobby like that.

And third, I'm not in the business of casual fucking.

Weightlifting is fine and all, because at least it keeps you healthy. And, you do get the bonus of being attractive. But I've always sort of viewed it as a time waster. It's a city folk thing that people do when they have literally nothing else to do.
It takes only two hours out of the day, at most. I usually stay for an hour and a half. Most people sit around doing nothing for way more time than that. Plus I go to school and I work. Not having enough time is just an excuse.


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Because I've got better things do do with my time
Like what?


 
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For starters, the nearest gym is probably a few hundred miles away in the city.

Second, I don't have the time to kill on a hobby like that.

And third, I'm not in the business of casual fucking.

Weightlifting is fine and all, because at least it keeps you healthy. And, you do get the bonus of being attractive. But I've always sort of viewed it as a time waster. It's a city folk thing that people do when they have literally nothing else to do.
It takes only two hours out of the day, at most. I usually stay for an hour and a half. Most people sit around doing nothing for way more time than that. Plus I go to school and I work. Not having enough time is just an excuse.

K den.

See if you can manage it when you work from 6 in the morning to 12 at night.


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For starters, the nearest gym is probably a few hundred miles away in the city.

Second, I don't have the time to kill on a hobby like that.

And third, I'm not in the business of casual fucking.

Weightlifting is fine and all, because at least it keeps you healthy. And, you do get the bonus of being attractive. But I've always sort of viewed it as a time waster. It's a city folk thing that people do when they have literally nothing else to do.
It takes only two hours out of the day, at most. I usually stay for an hour and a half. Most people sit around doing nothing for way more time than that. Plus I go to school and I work. Not having enough time is just an excuse.

K den.

See if you can manage it when you work from 6 in the morning to 12 at night.
That's a very unusual shift.


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Attractiveness and sex aren't motivators for me.
I do want to still work out because it promotes better function, and I'm interested in fighting.
But I don't do it because I haven't figured out what I need to develop for combative purposes.


 
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fuck you
I'm good on running really, lifting weights is something I'm not against but just don't really see me doing it.



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Dadbod is in, I'm slaying it.


 
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Rockets on my X
For starters, the nearest gym is probably a few hundred miles away in the city.

Second, I don't have the time to kill on a hobby like that.

And third, I'm not in the business of casual fucking.

Weightlifting is fine and all, because at least it keeps you healthy. And, you do get the bonus of being attractive. But I've always sort of viewed it as a time waster. It's a city folk thing that people do when they have literally nothing else to do.
It takes only two hours out of the day, at most. I usually stay for an hour and a half. Most people sit around doing nothing for way more time than that. Plus I go to school and I work. Not having enough time is just an excuse.

K den.

See if you can manage it when you work from 6 in the morning to 12 at night.
That's a very unusual shift.

That's not a shift mate. It's how my day goes.

6:00 to 1:00 in the afternoon is working the restaurant.
1:00 to 8:00 at night is my secondary small jobs ranging from anything I can find. Usually manual labor of some kind.
8:00 to 12:00 is helping the restaurant at night. We close at 10 but two ours of prep for the next day is needed.

I don't have two hours to kill in one shot. Only minutes. It's like this seven days a week non stop, no breaks.

I ain't got time to kill.


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Because I've got better things do do with my time
Like what?

Reading
Writing
Doing graphics design stuff
Doing game stuff (I do games dev in college)
Catch up on TV shows I'm yet to catch up on
Gaming

Health isn't really a tging because I'm healthy enough and I don't care about muh usthetiks.


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hey
Lifting weights and stuff isn't really my kinda thing


 
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Because I'd much, much rather be thin than muscular. Muscles are unattractive to me.


 
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To the people complaining about time, you don't need to spend two hours working out.  Doing key lifts, I could get a solid work out in under an hour.  And you don't have to work out 6 days a week either, that's top level shit.  Your first year you will make gains working out 3 days a week.

If you don't have money for a gym membership, then you can do body weight training.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Because I don't have a reason to be that muscular.

I don't need to carry heavy shit in my daily life, I shouldn't need to rely on my muscles to get girls (apart from one muscle >.>), and my country has free healthcare meaning I don't have to worry about my health, past my weight.

I'm happy cycling or swimming, that's more genuinely healthy and useful stuff to train compared to lifting a heavy object and putting it down again.


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Because I've got better things do do with my time
Like what?

Reading
Writing
Doing graphics design stuff
Doing game stuff (I do games dev in college)
Catch up on TV shows I'm yet to catch up on
Gaming

Health isn't really a tging because I'm healthy enough and I don't care about muh usthetiks.
I literally do some of that stuff, while other hobbies including having a job and maintaining A's. Come on now.


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Because I don't have a reason to be that muscular.

I don't need to carry heavy shit in my daily life, I shouldn't need to rely on my muscles to get girls (apart from one muscle >.>), and my country has free healthcare meaning I don't have to worry about my health, past my weight.

I'm happy cycling or swimming, that's more genuinely healthy and useful stuff to train compared to lifting a heavy object and putting it down again.
False. Unless you swim and cycle multiple times a week, you can't even begin to compare the two. First off one is cardiovascular and the other is strength training. Second, strength training can also improve the cardiovascular system minutely while improving bone density, tendon strength, posture, the immune system, and hormonal regulation.


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Cause since I don't play sports anymore there is no point.


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Having money or a nice car achieves the same thing. The fact that you work so hard just to get hoes is lame as hell.

But I already knew you were an airhead.
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Before moving out to university 4 weeks ago I bought a lot of clothes and I don't want to render them useless so soon. The same thing happened 2 years ago when I started lifting.

More importantly though I don't give a shit about muscles, I like being slim


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Because I don't have a reason to be that muscular.

I don't need to carry heavy shit in my daily life, I shouldn't need to rely on my muscles to get girls (apart from one muscle >.>), and my country has free healthcare meaning I don't have to worry about my health, past my weight.

I'm happy cycling or swimming, that's more genuinely healthy and useful stuff to train compared to lifting a heavy object and putting it down again.
False. Unless you swim and cycle multiple times a week, you can't even begin to compare the two. First off one is cardiovascular and the other is strength training. Second, strength training can also improve the cardiovascular system minutely while improving bone density, tendon strength, posture, the immune system, and hormonal regulation.

I know that, but I still see little point in the benefits of strength training unless you have a job that requires you to lift things everyday, when I can focus solely on cardio and be "generally healthy" rather than "specifically healthy".


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Because I've got better things do do with my time
Like what?

Reading
Writing
Doing graphics design stuff
Doing game stuff (I do games dev in college)
Catch up on TV shows I'm yet to catch up on
Gaming

Health isn't really a tging because I'm healthy enough and I don't care about muh usthetiks.
I literally do some of that stuff, while other hobbies including having a job and maintaining A's. Come on now.


Well done. I don't want to spend time out of my day doing menial, repetitive tasks for absolutely no reason. Not when I could be doing something somewhat interesting. Like peeling off my nails with a potato peeler.


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Your body looks really fucking strange in the core.