I sure enjoy the messages he sent me. They confirmed my speculation of him being one of the retarded users [see Cowpie and co], and before you ask who that is, it's a figment of my imagination. The messages did not happen on this site, and they were not sent by an actual person.
I'm sharing this, because holy shit I can't believe how stupid that piece of shit is.
I've no idea how something so stupid can exist within me, but I think that that is where my shitposts come from. Perhaps he's making me create this thread.