Eating healthy is for pussies, just ask OP.

Quote from: Stopman on February 29, 2016, 04:50:04 PM

Quote from: The Hån on February 29, 2016, 04:44:19 PM

My metabolism is super duper high. Eating healthy would only make even more of a stick. Also I'm too broke for healthy food

Eating less, but more nutritious food may be an option.

But eating less won't help me gain weight.

That depends on what kind of weight you're trying to gain.
If you want more muscle mass invest in more protein products accordingly and scale your diets to that (maybe, I don't know how weight gaining diets work).

(maybe, I don't know how weight gaining diets work).

How to gain weight 101:

1. Calculate TDEE (Total daily energy expenditure)
2. Eat above that caloric intake
3. You gain weight

Quote from: Connor on February 29, 2016, 05:41:35 PM

Quote from: Stopman on February 29, 2016, 05:02:53 PM

(maybe, I don't know how weight gaining diets work).

How to gain weight 101:

1. Calculate TDEE (Total daily energy expenditure)
2. Eat above that caloric intake
3. You gain weight

Cheat mode:
1: Forget math
2: Drink a six pack of dark beer daily

This can also work.

But winy
It's just liquid bread
The German monks did it all the time

Quote from: Connor on February 29, 2016, 05:41:35 PM

Quote from: Stopman on February 29, 2016, 05:02:53 PM

(maybe, I don't know how weight gaining diets work).

How to gain weight 101:

1. Calculate TDEE (Total daily energy expenditure)
2. Eat above that caloric intake
3. You gain weight

Cheat mode:
1: Forget math
2: Drink a six pack of dark beer daily

Can confirm, I'm 20 pounds overweight for precisely this reason.

Quote from: The Hån on February 29, 2016, 04:44:19 PM

My metabolism is super duper high

No it isn't, you probably just don't actually know what you eat.

I try to eat things high in calories

Quote from: The Hån on February 29, 2016, 06:06:44 PM

Quote from: Connor on February 29, 2016, 05:40:25 PM

Quote from: The Hån on February 29, 2016, 04:44:19 PM

My metabolism is super duper high

No it isn't, you probably just don't actually know what you eat.

I try to eat things high in calories

But do you actually count how many calories are going into your body?

i used too back in Oct. i was taking from 3k-4k in calories when i tried gaining weight.( i was working out too and i was also taking in lots of protein and carbs along with those calories)

Quote from: The Hån on February 29, 2016, 06:36:28 PM

i used too back in Oct. i was taking from 3k-4k in calories when i tried gaining weight.( i was working out too and i was also taking in lots of protein and carbs along with those calories)

For how long was this?

a little over two months.

This thread needs to be stickied.

Your existence is bad for my health

Pretty sure the excess fat is what's bad for your health, fatty.

Literally just stop shoving down cakes and coca cola down your throat and you'd lose weight.

Quote from: Desty on March 01, 2016, 04:21:11 AM

Quote from: Jono on March 01, 2016, 03:51:50 AM

Your existence is bad for my health

Pretty sure the excess fat is what's bad for your health, fatty.

Literally just stop shoving down cakes and coca cola down your throat and you'd lose weight.

I will barbecue your first born and put him in between two hot dog buns if you keep this up

I bet you'd like to try that, fatty.