Why don't they like nice guys like me?
AYY BABY GET WITH ME, ILL TREAT YOU NICE UNLIKE THOSE STUPID JOCKS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WANT ME?
GOD YOU'RE SUCH A FAKE BITCH. I BET YOUR TITS AREN'T EVEN REAL. I WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD TO YOU YOU FUCKING SKANKY CUNT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? ILL JUST TURN GAY. THAT WILL GET ME A DATE FOR SURE.
HEY DUDE LETS GET TOGETHER AND FUCK. I CAN FUCK PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARENT GAY JUST FOR THE SEX? THATS ALL GAY PEOPLE WANT RIGHT?
YOURE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK. I HATE YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT? ILL JUST TURN ASEXUAL.
OH HEY DUDE THE ONLY REASON I HAVENT GONE ON A DATE WITH ANYBODY IS BECAUSE IM ASEXUAL. ITS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE IM A CREEPY SEX-ADDICTED FATASS.
WHY DO GIRLS ONLY DATE FAKE GUYS???