Why do Christians follow the first 10 commandments?

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Moses smashed the shit on the ground. Then God told him to make a new set of tablets for God to tell him what to write again. And those next 10 commandments were COMPLETELY different from the first 10 it overruled. I guess people just like to cherry pick the bible.

EDIT: These are the true commandments
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Exodus 34:
17 Don’t make metal images of gods.

18 Don’t fail to observe the Festival of Thin Bread in the month of Abib.[c] Obey me and eat bread without yeast for seven days during Abib, because that is the month you left Egypt.

19 The first-born males of your families and of your flocks and herds belong to me.

20 You can save the life of a first-born donkey[d] by sacrificing a lamb; if you don’t, you must break the donkey’s neck. You must save every first-born son.

Bring an offering every time you come to worship.

21 Do your work in six days and rest on the seventh day, even during the seasons for plowing and harvesting. 22 Celebrate the Harvest Festival[e] each spring when you start harvesting your wheat, and celebrate the Festival of Shelters[f] each autumn when you pick your fruit.

23 Your men must come to worship me three times a year, because I am the Lord God of Israel. 24 I will force the nations out of your land and enlarge your borders. Then no one will try to take your property when you come to worship me these three times each year.

25 When you sacrifice an animal on the altar, don’t offer bread made with yeast. And don’t save any part of the Passover meal for the next day.

26 I am the Lord your God, and you must bring the first part of your harvest to the place of worship.

Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Bill of Commandments > all else.


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We don't call those people Christians.

We call them Cavemen.


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Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
That seems oddly specific.
It's brought up like 15 fucking times in Exodus. What the fuck happened back then that they felt the need to write it down in the Holy Text?
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Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
That seems oddly specific.
Can we use the goat's mother's milk to boil the goat's brother from another mother?


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Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
That seems oddly specific.

Don't you go boiling baby goats Nuka. That's mean


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Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
That seems oddly specific.

Don't you go boiling baby goats Nuka. That's mean
Yes. It's much nicer to cook the goat know a nice curry.


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Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
That seems oddly specific.
It's brought up like 15 fucking times in Exodus. What the fuck happened back then that they felt the need to write it down in the Holy Text?
People's traditions from that time period are really weird...
The drugs back then must've been amazing.


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Don’t boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
That seems oddly specific.
It's brought up like 15 fucking times in Exodus. What the fuck happened back then that they felt the need to write it down in the Holy Text?
People's traditions from that time period are really weird...
The drugs back then must've been amazing.
Burning bushes that talk, man.
Pretty sure that entire story was about a ginger prostitute moses saw a lot.


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17 Don’t make metal images of gods.