emoticons are so much better than emojis

 
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and i have scrawny fingers
Scrawny fingers are good for hitting smaller buttons, like on phones...
yeah, you would THINK

i'm making the point that, even with my small fingers, i still can't do it--the keys are still too small
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and i have scrawny fingers
Scrawny fingers are good for hitting smaller buttons, like on phones...
yeah, you would THINK

i'm making the point that, even with my small fingers, i still can't do it--they're still too small
Oh I didn't see the edit.
Yeah, maybe texting is inconvenient and pointless for you, but I think it works for most people. I don't often hear complaints about button size on phones.
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nah man this is a standard keyboard

okay, so we have this giant, impossible-to-miss enter key with a lot of space between it and the backspace key

whereas on an average-size phone, my finger is literally too large to not press the two keys at once unless i'm surgically fucking careful

maybe i don't wanna have to play operation just to fix a little typo i ma--OOPS it's already sent in its incomplete state
but they're next to each other
that's the point


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i also like how they often place the enter key right next to the backspace key, wow that's really intelligent guys
You mean like a standard keyboard?
uh no absolutely nothing like a standard keyboard

there's a fucking backslash key in between them, and they're two fingers spaces apart

whereas i can cover a phone's entire keyboard with two fucking fingers
Almost every keyboard I've seen has had the backspace key right above the enter key.


 
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nah man this is a standard keyboard

okay, so we have this giant, impossible-to-miss enter key with a lot of space between it and the backspace key

whereas on an average-size phone, my finger is literally too large to not press the two keys at once unless i'm surgically fucking careful

maybe i don't wanna have to play operation just to fix a little typo i ma--OOPS it's already sent in its incomplete state
but they're next to each other
that's the point
the point of me saying "they're next to each other" on phones is that if i'm trying to hit backspace, i might accidentally hit enter

i've NEVER EVER EVER EVER done that on any keyboard i've ever used in my entire life


 
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ayy lmao
i like the sheer versatility of emojis, but the only reason i dislike them is because it reminds me that most people use PHONES

UGH
your hatred of phones doesnt even make sense, grandpa


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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
nah man this is a standard keyboard

okay, so we have this giant, impossible-to-miss enter key with a lot of space between it and the backspace key

whereas on an average-size phone, my finger is literally too large to not press the two keys at once unless i'm surgically fucking careful

maybe i don't wanna have to play operation just to fix a little typo i ma--OOPS it's already sent in its incomplete state
this is why you disable the "enter = send" option


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nah man this is a standard keyboard

okay, so we have this giant, impossible-to-miss enter key with a lot of space between it and the backspace key

whereas on an average-size phone, my finger is literally too large to not press the two keys at once unless i'm surgically fucking careful

maybe i don't wanna have to play operation just to fix a little typo i ma--OOPS it's already sent in its incomplete state
but they're next to each other
that's the point
the point of me saying "they're next to each other" on phones is that if i'm trying to hit backspace, i might accidentally hit enter

i've NEVER EVER EVER EVER done that on any keyboard i've ever used in my entire life


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
i also like how they often place the enter key right next to the backspace key, wow that's really intelligent guys
You mean like a standard keyboard?
uh no absolutely nothing like a standard keyboard

there's a fucking backslash key in between them, and they're two fingers spaces apart

whereas i can cover a phone's entire keyboard with two fucking fingers

Just Swype nigga, smh


 
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A smartphone is a small computer. I don't understand how you can dislike that.
less functionality, impersonal, shit culture


 
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