Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 11, 2017, 03:57:57 PM

It's not the vagina itself moreso the vagina as a part of the feminine and everything it represents. Plus some are really slippery and cute.

 Dicks are hideous

Dicks aren't hideous, the things they're attached to are.

Traps are not hideous

Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 04:46:05 PM

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We all know that they are, otherwise we wouldn't obsess over them, either feminine or masculine penises

Uhm.

Dick is hot, and everyone like it.

It's like boobs.
The social stigma about touching other dude's dicks is the only thing that keeps guys from doing the same as girls do with each other's boobs, but they certainly spend plenty of time playing with their own dicks, even in a non-sexual manner.

I stopped playing with my dick over a year ago because I realized how disgusting (and time wasting) it is.

you really should masturbate at least once a month dude there some bad things that can happen if you don't

Yeah I know, I last rubbed one out a few weeks ago because I heard horror stories about build-up and shit. I won't do it habitually, though. Fuck that.

Then again, I don't know how true those stories are, because there are tons of people who don't masturbate at all for their whole lives (or at least, they claim not to) and they don't seem to have any problems whatsoever.

Then again, most of those guys are probably sexually active to make up for that. I dunno, I just wanna see proof I guess.

Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:03:40 PM

Then again, most of those guys are probably sexually active to make up for that. I dunno, I just wanna see proof I guess.

To my knowledge, it's not so much that bad shit will happen if you don't (your body should compensate for the build-up), but that good stuff is more likely to happen if you do. Ejaculating regularly has been linked to lower rates of prostate cancer and erectile dysfunction. Frequent orgasms are also thought to help prevent heart disease, improve sleep quality and serve as a mild anti-depressant / de-stressor. As always, correlation does not equal causation, but there seems to be a decent amount of research out there in its favor and almost nothing finding it's bad.

http://www.jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(15)01113-1/abstract
http://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex-tips/12-benefits-0

Yeah, I'm aware of the benefits, but I'm just not really sure it's worth losing upwards of an hour of my day just to receive them (an hour that could be spent playing Dark Souls). I'm content with indulging every month or so, but I don't particularly enjoy it enough to make it the habit it used to be for me.

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Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:03:40 PM

Then again, most of those guys are probably sexually active to make up for that. I dunno, I just wanna see proof I guess.

To my knowledge, it's not so much that bad shit will happen if you don't (your body should compensate for the build-up), but that good stuff is more likely to happen if you do. Ejaculating regularly has been linked to lower rates of prostate cancer and erectile dysfunction. Frequent orgasms are also thought to help prevent heart disease, improve sleep quality and serve as a mild anti-depressant / de-stressor. As always, correlation does not equal causation, but there seems to be a decent amount of research out there in its favor and almost nothing finding it's bad.

http://www.jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(15)01113-1/abstract
http://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex-tips/12-benefits-0

Yeah, I'm aware of the benefits, but I'm just not really sure it's worth losing upwards of an hour of my day just to receive them (an hour that could be spent playing Dark Souls). I'm content with indulging every month or so, but I don't particularly enjoy it enough to make it the habit it used to be for me.

An hour?

it takes me around 45 minutes yeah

Why?

idfk dude

most porn bores me, it takes me awhile for something to really get me off

Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:42:46 PM

Quote from: Extirpator Beta on May 11, 2017, 05:35:18 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:34:42 PM

Quote from: Extirpator Beta on May 11, 2017, 05:33:12 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:29:00 PM

Quote from: Flee on May 11, 2017, 05:22:48 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:03:40 PM

Then again, most of those guys are probably sexually active to make up for that. I dunno, I just wanna see proof I guess.

To my knowledge, it's not so much that bad shit will happen if you don't (your body should compensate for the build-up), but that good stuff is more likely to happen if you do. Ejaculating regularly has been linked to lower rates of prostate cancer and erectile dysfunction. Frequent orgasms are also thought to help prevent heart disease, improve sleep quality and serve as a mild anti-depressant / de-stressor. As always, correlation does not equal causation, but there seems to be a decent amount of research out there in its favor and almost nothing finding it's bad.

http://www.jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(15)01113-1/abstract
http://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex-tips/12-benefits-0

Yeah, I'm aware of the benefits, but I'm just not really sure it's worth losing upwards of an hour of my day just to receive them (an hour that could be spent playing Dark Souls). I'm content with indulging every month or so, but I don't particularly enjoy it enough to make it the habit it used to be for me.

An hour?

it takes me around 45 minutes yeah

Why?

idfk dude

most porn bores me, it takes me awhile for something to really get me off

thats why you construct your own mental fantasies and images ya dingnut

that doesn't work for me at all

part of the appeal of sex is the element of surprise, or the excitement of being in a situation that you weren't expecting--and imagining stuff kinda directly contradicts that

i'm the kind of guy who sits through casting couch interviews, because i need that context for it to be hot

so that increases the time wasted to about 2 hours, and overall it's just a colossal waste of life

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Quote from: Verbatim on May 11, 2017, 05:03:40 PM

Then again, most of those guys are probably sexually active to make up for that. I dunno, I just wanna see proof I guess.

To my knowledge, it's not so much that bad shit will happen if you don't (your body should compensate for the build-up), but that good stuff is more likely to happen if you do. Ejaculating regularly has been linked to lower rates of prostate cancer and erectile dysfunction. Frequent orgasms are also thought to help prevent heart disease, improve sleep quality and serve as a mild anti-depressant / de-stressor. As always, correlation does not equal causation, but there seems to be a decent amount of research out there in its favor and almost nothing finding it's bad.

http://www.jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(15)01113-1/abstract
http://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex-tips/12-benefits-0

Yeah, I'm aware of the benefits, but I'm just not really sure it's worth losing upwards of an hour of my day just to receive them (an hour that could be spent playing Dark Souls). I'm content with indulging every month or so, but I don't particularly enjoy it enough to make it the habit it used to be for me.

An hour?

it takes me around 45 minutes yeah

Why?

idfk dude

most porn bores me, it takes me awhile for something to really get me off

thats why you construct your own mental fantasies and images ya dingnut

that doesn't work for me at all

part of the appeal of sex is the element of surprise, or the excitement of being in a situation that you weren't expecting--and imagining stuff kinda directly contradicts that

i'm the kind of guy who sits through casting couch interviews, because i need that context for it to be hot

so that increases the time wasted to about 2 hours, and overall it's just a colossal waste of life

What the heck is a casting couch interview?

videos where girls act like they're being auditioned for a porn shoot

she sits on a couch for twenty minutes as a dude puts a camera in her face and interviews her--"what's your name," "how old are you," "what are you doing here," "what do you do for a living," "what's your favorite position," "do you enjoy getting fucked on camera," etc.

and then they start fucking

getting to know the person before watching them get fucked makes it a little bit hotter

Who in the hell is this fucker masquerading as Verbatim?

they dont look good. they just feel good.

who said they were

i've heard of a lot of straight dudes that don't like them