Fucking airport security man

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A woman was stopped at Beijing Capital International Airport for trying to carry a bottle of cognac worth ยฃ120 on the plane. Faced with either having to throw the whole bottle away or drinking the contents, she opted for the latter. The woman, surnamed Zhao, downed the entire thing at around noon, because she didnโ€™t want to waste the bottle of Rรฉmy Martin XO Excellence that she had purchased at a US airport earlier on her journey. Ms Zhao then became incredibly drunk. She apparently started shouting incoherently and fell to the floor, which is where she stayed until she was removed by security. A security officer was quoted as saying: โ€œShe was so drunkโ€ฆ she couldnโ€™t even stand up by herself. We took her to a room in a wheelchair so she could rest.โ€ She was given medical care, and was picked up by her family after being released by police some hours later. The woman didnโ€™t sober up until 7pm, when she realised what she had done.

I like this ladyโ€™s style.  I like it a lot.  Most people probably wouldโ€™ve either thrown the bottle away or tried to find a way to mail it to themselves.  Not this lady.  Sheโ€™s a right here, right now kind of person and sheโ€™ll be damned if sheโ€™s simply gonna light $200 on fire.  That cognac was getting on the plane.  Somehow some way.  Whether it be in the bottle or in her body.  Pretty fucked up of airport security to not let her on the plane after they issued her the challenge by saying she couldnโ€™t bring liquids on the plane.  What choice did she have?  They basically told her she had to chug it (ya know, not really but kinda) and then wouldnโ€™t let her get on the plane once she did it. Thatโ€™s like some kind of sick joke. โ€œHere, you have to get rid of this drinkable substance or you canโ€™t get on the plane.  Oh you got rid of it? Well now you canโ€™t get on the plane.โ€  Itโ€™s like an unsolvable riddle.  You said she couldnโ€™t get on the plane with the bottle, she got rid of the bottle, now let her on the fucking plane.


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Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to let an extremely drunk person on a plane?

I mean out of all the things that make airport security look bad you choose this? I shouldn't be surprised since it's you, but wow.
dude chill out it's just a funny little article lol

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to let an extremely drunk person on a plane?

I mean out of all the things that make airport security look bad you choose this? I shouldn't be surprised since it's you, but wow.
dude chill out it's just a funny little article lol

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You're saying airport security made a bad decision. They didn't.
No, I didn't...did you even read the article? She was unable to walk. Why would they let her on the plane?

It's just a funny event, jeez....


 
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To be fair, it was pretty dumb of her to drink the entire bottle.


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Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to let an extremely drunk person on a plane?

I mean out of all the things that make airport security look bad you choose this? I shouldn't be surprised since it's you, but wow.
dude chill out it's just a funny little article lol

jesus
You're saying airport security made a bad decision. They didn't.
No, I didn't...did you even read the article? She was unable to even walk. Why would they let her on the plane?

It's just a funny event, jeez....
>"fucking airport security man"

LOL
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I was being facetious...

Like holy shit man, someone forgot to take their lexapro this morning lmao


 
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Oh, hey.
Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to let an extremely drunk person on a plane?

I mean out of all the things that make airport security look bad you choose this? I shouldn't be surprised since it's you, but wow.

Chally is 100% right, no one in their right mind should let someone waste out of their mind on a plane. Because some much shit can go wrong


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Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to let an extremely drunk person on a plane?

I mean out of all the things that make airport security look bad you choose this? I shouldn't be surprised since it's you, but wow.

Chally is 100% right, no one in their right mind should let someone waste out of their mind on a plane. Because some much shit can go wrong
if I somehow haven't made it clear, I posted this because it's funny, not to prove some anti-air travel point


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Oh, hey.
Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to let an extremely drunk person on a plane?

I mean out of all the things that make airport security look bad you choose this? I shouldn't be surprised since it's you, but wow.

Chally is 100% right, no one in their right mind should let someone waste out of their mind on a plane. Because some much shit can go wrong
if I somehow haven't made it clear, I posted this because it's funny, not to prove some anti-air travel point

I didn't read any of the comments aside from the first few, so I kinda commented blind.

Sorry :(


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Got to leave it to challenger to shit up a thread for literally no reason
Title is misleading

OT: Dam women she drank the entire bottle


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Got to leave it to challenger to shit up a thread for literally no reason

He does that a lot. He even believes that our people hide food in our unibrows. Defies all logic.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.

To be fair, it was pretty dumb of her to drink the entire bottle.
Yeah but it was god damn ballsy. Not lot of people would be that stupid or brave to chug that down.


 
 
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Couldn't she put it in her luggage?


 
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Had the same thing happen to me when I forgot to dump out my water bottle. It's a nice aluminum nalgene bottle, so I wasn't going to throw it away. Drank the whole thing in front of the TSA guy, then had to go back through security.


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The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Got to leave it to challenger to shit up a thread for literally no reason

He does that a lot. He even believes that our people hide food in our unibrows. Defies all logic.

Whooosh


 
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Got to leave it to challenger to shit up a thread for literally no reason

He does that a lot. He even believes that our people hide food in our unibrows. Defies all logic.
>our people

So you're both Armenian? That explains a lot.

You really are that dense aren't you?


 
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Got to leave it to challenger to shit up a thread for literally no reason

He does that a lot. He even believes that our people hide food in our unibrows. Defies all logic.
>our people

So you're both Armenian? That explains a lot.

You really are that dense aren't you?
Your unibrow is dense.

You seem to have a unibrow fetish. Is that what you look for when looking at girls?


 
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Got to leave it to challenger to shit up a thread for literally no reason

He does that a lot. He even believes that our people hide food in our unibrows. Defies all logic.
>our people

So you're both Armenian? That explains a lot.

You really are that dense aren't you?
Your unibrow is dense.

You seem to have a unibrow fetish. Is that what you look for when looking at girls?
Is that a fucking chicken wing in that shit?

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How the fuck did you know that I'm eating chicken right now?

*looks around his room*

Did you put a hidden camera in here? This is criminal!