Who would win: horse or gorilla?

Meh T.Z.E · April 18, 2016, 08:30:12 AM

A friend and I are fighting over this. Help.

gats · April 18, 2016, 08:38:21 AM

Gorilla would tear the horse apart

Solonoid · April 18, 2016, 08:43:52 AM

It depends on who has the high ground.

challengerX · April 18, 2016, 08:49:34 AM

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🍁 Aria 🔮 · April 18, 2016, 11:25:59 AM

What's the environment? What kind of horse, what kind of gorilla? Are they actively fighting, or is one optionally fleeing?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 18, 2016, 01:03:54 PM

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True Turquoise · April 18, 2016, 01:13:58 PM

Quote from: ねこ on April 18, 2016, 01:03:54 PM

Prime wins

So, the gorilla?

Flee · April 18, 2016, 01:22:00 PM

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A salt rifle · April 18, 2016, 01:44:26 PM

Bloodlusted, no morals gorilla would wreck house.

Or, in this case, horse.

Desty · April 18, 2016, 02:14:27 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 18, 2016, 01:13:58 PM

Quote from: ねこ on April 18, 2016, 01:03:54 PM
Prime wins
So, the gorilla?

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Desty · April 18, 2016, 02:19:56 PM

This isn't some kid show where the horse won't attack. The gorilla is strong, but the horse? The horse is evil.

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 18, 2016, 02:30:59 PM

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Ushan · April 18, 2016, 02:50:20 PM

What are they winning at?

Meh T.Z.E · April 18, 2016, 09:53:54 PM

Quote from: Prime μ₂ on April 18, 2016, 11:25:59 AM

What's the environment? What kind of horse, what kind of gorilla? Are they actively fighting, or is one optionally fleeing?

Wild horse and Eastern Gorilla

Actively fighting

snurch · April 18, 2016, 09:59:05 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 18, 2016, 02:19:56 PM

This isn't some kid show where the horse won't attack. The gorilla is strong, but the horse? The horse is evil.
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i think horses have some sort of reflex

if you touch them near the rear they probably kick involuntarily

snurch · April 18, 2016, 10:00:19 PM

i think a horse would win

if a gorilla got mad and started chasing it the horse would be startled and outrun it

if the gorilla tried to sneak up on the horse it would just get kicked in the face

Dietrich Six · April 18, 2016, 10:07:55 PM

Dude a gorilla has the strength to literally rip the horse apart. A fucking orangutan takes this fight, a gorilla would have no problem.

snurch · April 18, 2016, 10:16:25 PM

i know gorillas have a lot of killing power and are almost literally just hair and muscles but i think speed takes precedence in this, the gorilla would first have to grab the horse which sounds very difficult given the speed in which a horse can kick and recoil

if the horse just ran into the gorilla though the gorilla woudl easily win

Korra · April 18, 2016, 10:21:00 PM

the horse gets its jimmies rustled.