Who knows about working with leather?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM

I'm trying to make a suit out of, um, pig leather. I'm using live pigs, keeping them on my property before I kill and skin them. I rub them down with moisturizer every day to make sure the leather will be nice and soft. Now, I have a question, does anyone know what a good sewing machine that can do leather costs?

Coomer · October 31, 2015, 02:26:35 PM

Is this an elaborate metaphor for buying a fleshlight?

Naru · October 31, 2015, 02:27:02 PM

i can make leather in runescape if that counts

MyNameIsCharlie · October 31, 2015, 02:27:22 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 31, 2015, 02:26:35 PM

Is this an elaborate metaphor for buying a fleshlight?

Lolno. I'm making a suit of sorts from leather

Mr. Psychologist · October 31, 2015, 02:27:41 PM

Go for a singer, big heavy old-fashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler

Put the lotion in the basket.

Solonoid · October 31, 2015, 02:28:55 PM

Latex is better tbh.

I admire your dedication to gimp tho

MyNameIsCharlie · October 31, 2015, 02:30:04 PM

Mr. Psychologist · October 31, 2015, 02:39:36 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 31, 2015, 02:30:04 PM

Quote from: Psyduck on October 31, 2015, 02:27:41 PM
Put the lotion in the basket.

Spoiler
Go for a singer, big heavy oldfashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler
You should reverse the spoiler. Kudos on getting it si quickly

Yes, I uh got those the wrong way round.

Spoiler

What can I say, I do love that film.

Solonoid · October 31, 2015, 02:42:55 PM

Quote from: Psyduck on October 31, 2015, 02:39:36 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 31, 2015, 02:30:04 PM
Quote from: Psyduck on October 31, 2015, 02:27:41 PM
Put the lotion in the basket.

Spoiler
Go for a singer, big heavy oldfashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler
You should reverse the spoiler. Kudos on getting it si quickly
Yes, I uh got those the wrong way round.

Spoiler
What can I say, I do love that film.

What film?

Mr. Psychologist · October 31, 2015, 02:44:09 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on October 31, 2015, 02:42:55 PM

Quote from: Psyduck on October 31, 2015, 02:39:36 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 31, 2015, 02:30:04 PM
Quote from: Psyduck on October 31, 2015, 02:27:41 PM
Put the lotion in the basket.

Spoiler
Go for a singer, big heavy oldfashioned machines that you operate with your feet and they will do the job nicely.

Spoiler
You should reverse the spoiler. Kudos on getting it si quickly
Yes, I uh got those the wrong way round.

Spoiler
What can I say, I do love that film.
What film?

The sort of film you'd watch whilst eating a certain cut of meat with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

The Lord Slide Rule · October 31, 2015, 02:54:49 PM

I mean, it is p obvious.

Onion · October 31, 2015, 03:14:40 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 31, 2015, 02:27:22 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on October 31, 2015, 02:26:35 PM
Is this an elaborate metaphor for buying a fleshlight?

Lolno. I'm making a suit of sorts from leather

Of the gimp variety?

Pastafarian · October 31, 2015, 03:44:24 PM

Turkey · October 31, 2015, 04:54:36 PM

Oh shit I missed these threads.