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Quote from: i am karjala takaisin on August 09, 2017, 07:40:56 PM
Quote from: rC on August 09, 2017, 07:28:29 PM
It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.
is there a slang term for the like 15-30 minutes where you're waiting for your partner to clean their rectum out in preparation for sex

Rollin' colon is the best I've got.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

 
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Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 12:02:41 PM
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 12:02:41 PM
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

 
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tbf never seen the point when there's a perfectly good vag right there, but sounds like she's into it for you.

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Toys are hereby declared:
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No kidding!               πŸ…±
Quote from: WarTurkey on August 10, 2017, 09:48:24 PM
tbf never seen the point when there's a perfectly good vag right there, but sounds like she's into it for you.
Some of us don't have many other options

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 12:02:41 PM
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.

 
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No kidding!               πŸ…±
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 12:02:41 PM
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.
oy vey nevermind
I meant the cleaning out part

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 10:48:23 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 12:02:41 PM
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.
oy vey nevermind
I meant the cleaning out part

That I'm unclear about. I've only entered, not received.

 
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Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 11, 2017, 02:12:11 AM
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice
I haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 11, 2017, 02:12:11 AM
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice

Damn near broke my dick the first time I tried. Didn't try it again for months.

 
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Quote from: i am karjala takaisin on August 09, 2017, 07:40:56 PM
Quote from: rC on August 09, 2017, 07:28:29 PM
It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.
is there a slang term for the like 15-30 minutes where you're waiting for your partner to clean their rectum out in preparation for sex
Enema.

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 09, 2017, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 09, 2017, 05:45:53 PM
Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?
>wearing a condom during sex
>ever

 
 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 11, 2017, 02:12:11 AM
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 11, 2017, 02:12:11 AM
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice

look, when you want that dick inside you can't control your hips

 
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I've done both. It takes some getting used to at first but it opens up some new doors no pun intended.

 
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Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 11, 2017, 12:40:04 AM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 10:48:23 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 10:41:19 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 10, 2017, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Casper on August 10, 2017, 12:02:41 PM
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.
oy vey nevermind
I meant the cleaning out part

That I'm unclear about. I've only entered, not received.


There are ways to have clean anal. There's at home enemas that help you clean out your canal that should be done after defecating. That's how boipussi in porn is so damn clean. :3

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM.

Mind you I don't like anal unless I'm hammered, and even then it's rare because it hurts.
Last Edit: August 12, 2017, 12:38:26 PM by Kitsune 狐

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 11, 2017, 02:12:11 AM
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice
This is my new favourite post.

 
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