It's clear that even if war is averted, we're in for a full blown dick measuring contest.

So who would win it?

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has no penis. He simply touches any woman he wants and she becomes impregnated.

Seems with all the compensation schemes they've been making to divert their people's attention, we're gonna have to go to the electron microscopes to measure the difference.

Isn't it obvious? The Asians always have smaller dicks.