Here's a story about the damage my grandpa's casket caused during his funeral.

Mattie G Indahouse · November 30, 2014, 06:25:13 AM

So in Pennsylvania there's this town near me called Johnsonburg. It's basically this town that's built on a hill. If you played San Andreas it looks like the hilly areas of San Fierro but a little less extreme. Anyway my grandpa's casket was being carried from the funeral home into the hearse. When they put it inside it something happened where the casket got loose and it slide out the door and went down the hill. This thing was flying down it. It managed to go across two streets without causing an accident and at the bottom of the hill it crashed through the window of a pharmacy and stopped when it hit the counter. The guy behind it stood up to see what the hell happened. He saw my grandpa pop out of the casket and said "You have anything to stop this coffin?"

Mat Cauthon · November 30, 2014, 06:26:59 AM

NO!

Spoiler

Ok, I chuckled.

Elegiac · November 30, 2014, 06:30:21 AM

Chakas · November 30, 2014, 09:29:15 AM

For a a second there, I thought this was going to a Mouse Hunt Reference

DAS B00T x2 · November 30, 2014, 10:17:51 AM

hehe...

Elegiac · November 30, 2014, 10:19:19 AM

*damage

Juuzou · November 30, 2014, 11:00:21 AM

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Mattie G Indahouse · December 01, 2014, 05:19:05 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on November 30, 2014, 10:19:19 AM

*damage

Thanks.

Erives · December 01, 2014, 12:50:44 PM

Nicely done.

Mattie G Indahouse · December 01, 2014, 06:37:50 PM

Quote from: Erives on December 01, 2014, 12:50:44 PM

Nicely done.

It sure was.

Luis · December 01, 2014, 09:06:04 PM

Good one m8