I am objectively the best choice.- Dependable- Honest- Patient (with children, at least)- Good morals- I would never hurt a child- I would never touch a child (many here would)- I would never come home from work drunk- I would never be drunk in general- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoilingso yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
Rocket would teach that child good Christian values.
Quote from: Verbatim on October 28, 2015, 03:57:21 PMI am objectively the best choice.- Dependable- Honest- Patient (with children, at least)- Good morals- I would never hurt a child- I would never touch a child (many here would)- I would never come home from work drunk- I would never be drunk in general- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoilingso yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbhSo you are basically every girl's "girlfriend"
Quote from: Nexus on October 28, 2015, 03:41:29 PMI think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.why does this seem familiar
I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.
I go Charlie easily.Dude loves his kid(s). Great father.
Cadenza.
Quote from: Nick McIntyre on October 30, 2015, 03:37:33 AMRocket would teach that child good Christian values.Nah he went the way of the heathens.I would, though.
AzureI know for a fact that one is skilled at being motherly and responsible.
I'd like to think Psy would make for a good parent, even if he's very prude and Azure I suppose, despite her tendencies.
Quote from: Luciana on October 30, 2015, 03:32:37 AMAzureI know for a fact that one is skilled at being motherly and responsible.Cute
I'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.;-;7
Quote from: Psyduck on October 30, 2015, 01:42:26 PMI'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.;-;7You be Shirō, I be Mengele?
Which member would you raise a baby with?
