Which member would you raise a baby with?

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Now you HAVE to pick one.
Last Edit: October 28, 2015, 03:07:06 PM by Thunder


 
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Charles


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Das and I are already making plans to adopt.


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Das and I are already making plans to adopt.
That mother fucker better be local. Unless it's a foreigner you plan to put life insurance on and have mysteriously die...


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Charles

Cool. Foehammer and I are going out tonight. Their dinner is at 6, baths at 7 and in bed by 8. The two oldest get a story, and the baby just needs a bottle.

See ya later!

*runs out as fast as I can*


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I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.


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Charles

Cool. Foehammer and I are going out tonight. Their dinner is at 6, baths at 7 and in bed by 8. The two oldest get a story, and the baby just needs a bottle.

See ya later!

*runs out as fast as I can*
nah I'll just put on Twin Peaks for them and smoke a j

have fun with your gf


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I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.
Fucking brutal.


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that faggot that thinks he's a dingo

hopefully he'll just eat the baby and I won't have to deal with it


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So he can dress our baby up in adorable dresses


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egg duh
oh the pain that that would inflict


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I'm just going to awkward back out if this thread and run away as fast as I can
I said you HAVE to pick one m8.


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no
You're really gonna do the single teenage mother route?


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Get of my lawn
I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

You are a cold hearted bitch.


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I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

You are a cold hearted bitch.
Just call me Mrs. Charlie.


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Get of my lawn
I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

You are a cold hearted bitch.
Just call me Mrs. Charlie.

Actually... That's not a bad replacement. Instead of bitch or whatever, whenever someone fucks you or a friend over, just call her a Mrs Charlie


 
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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh


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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
This is a trick to get people to choose you so you can abort them all.


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I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

You are a cold hearted bitch.
Just call me Mrs. Charlie.

Actually... That's not a bad replacement. Instead of bitch or whatever, whenever someone fucks you or a friend over, just call her a Mrs Charlie
Well, I mean, the whole issue was her not fucking you... but I get your point. Cheating bitches should be called Mrs. Charlie.


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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children


 
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]I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
Never have kids


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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
Great. When are you available for an interview?


 
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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."


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I'm just going to awkwardly back out if this thread and run away as fast as I can
I said you HAVE to pick one m8.
whoever it is gets to keep it, and I'm still gone
I didn't know you were black.