Which member would you raise a baby with?

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hey
I'm going to be a single parent I don't need ANY of you


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I'm going to be a single parent I don't need ANY of you
Can I be "Uncle" Nexus?


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oh the pain that that would inflict
murder


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Thunder, you wanna make a child?


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Thunder, you wanna make a child?
Only if you carry that little for 9 months.


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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."
I'd definitely smoke with my kid when they turned 16. Not like when they're a preteen or anything though. Weed is literally harmless, so yeah.


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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."
I'd definitely smoke with my kid when they turned 16. Not like when they're a preteen or anything though. Weed is literally harmless, so yeah.
Not on a developing brain.


 
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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."
I'd definitely smoke with my kid when they turned 16. Not like when they're a preteen or anything though. Weed is literally harmless, so yeah.
If it's literally harmless, why would it matter if you let him smoke it as a preteen? Or a toddler? Or out of the womb?


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Thunder, you wanna make a child?
Only if you carry that little for 9 months.
Uh. No.


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Thunder, you wanna make a child?
Only if you carry that little for 9 months.
Uh. No.
We'll use Fruit as a surrogate then.


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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."
I'd definitely smoke with my kid when they turned 16. Not like when they're a preteen or anything though. Weed is literally harmless, so yeah.
If it's literally harmless, why would it matter if you let him smoke it as a preteen? Or a toddler? Or out of the womb?
Because I want my kid to experience life as it is before he sees it through a lens of intoxication

Marijuana intoxication is harmless, but it obviously still gets you high.


 
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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."
I'd definitely smoke with my kid when they turned 16. Not like when they're a preteen or anything though. Weed is literally harmless, so yeah.
If it's literally harmless, why would it matter if you let him smoke it as a preteen? Or a toddler? Or out of the womb?
Because I want my kid to experience life as it is before he sees it through a lens of intoxication

Marijuana intoxication is harmless, but it obviously still gets you high.
But it's harmless, I thought? Why would it matter?


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
I would honestly hate for my kid to be raised by a prude like you tbh

my kids are going to learn about the real world - how marijuana is literally harmless and alcohol can be used responsibly

this DARE fear mongering shit only hurts children
"Ready to toke up little Timmy? Get the weed, and grab us a some shot glasses."
I'd definitely smoke with my kid when they turned 16. Not like when they're a preteen or anything though. Weed is literally harmless, so yeah.
If it's literally harmless, why would it matter if you let him smoke it as a preteen? Or a toddler? Or out of the womb?
Because I want my kid to experience life as it is before he sees it through a lens of intoxication

Marijuana intoxication is harmless, but it obviously still gets you high.
But it's harmless, I thought? Why would it matter?
Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perspective on things, but that new perspective is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Verb most likely, just so the kids would like me more.


 
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Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?
It's just my parenting style. I'd be a lot more mad if I found a beer can in my 13 year old's room than a joint, though.


 
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Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?
It's just my parenting style. I'd be a lot more mad if I found a beer can in my 13 year old's room than a joint, though.
wow such a controlling prude


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...weed has negative effects on brains that are still developing, it's proven fact
Not really


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?
It's just my parenting style. I'd be a lot more mad if I found a beer can in my 13 year old's room than a joint, though.
wow such a controlling prude
Okay....? I wouldn't forbid him from smoking weed as a late teenager like you would, so.....


 
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Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?
It's just my parenting style. I'd be a lot more mad if I found a beer can in my 13 year old's room than a joint, though.
wow such a controlling prude
Okay....? I wouldn't forbid him from smoking weed as a late teenager like you would, so.....
if you wouldn't let your kid slit his wrists and then pour the wound into your cereal every morning, while smearing his shit on the walls, you're a bad parent tbh

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?
It's just my parenting style. I'd be a lot more mad if I found a beer can in my 13 year old's room than a joint, though.
wow such a controlling prude
Okay....? I wouldn't forbid him from smoking weed as a late teenager like you would, so.....
if you wouldn't let your kid slit his wrists and the pour the wound into your cereal every morning, while smearing his shit on the walls, you're a bad parent tbh

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well my responsibility to protect my child comes before my responsibility to protect my values

I honestly don't see myself having kids in the first place though, so don't worry about it


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Just because something is harmless doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. This isn't a hard concept to figure out. Weed obviously gets you high, gives you a different perception on things, but that new perception is meaningless if you haven't fully explored what life is like normally yet.
If meaninglessness isn't harmful, then what's the big deal? Maybe you're an asshole for not stuffing a blunt into your newborn child's mouth straight out of the womb, you ever think of that?
It's just my parenting style. I'd be a lot more mad if I found a beer can in my 13 year old's room than a joint, though.
wow such a controlling prude
Okay....? I wouldn't forbid him from smoking weed as a late teenager like you would, so.....
if you wouldn't let your kid slit his wrists and then pour the wound into your cereal every morning, while smearing his shit on the walls, you're a bad parent tbh

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Those two things are so similar


 
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Those two things are so similar
you definitely shouldn't have kids

you can't even figure out that the sky is blue unless you smoke weed


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Those two things are so similar
you definitely shouldn't have kids

you can't even figure out that the sky is blue unless you smoke weed
You are seriously the cutest thing ever.

My two kids are doing just fine thank you.


 
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My two kids are doing just fine thank you.
doubt it


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Those two things are so similar
you definitely shouldn't have kids

you can't even figure out that the sky is blue unless you smoke weed
My two kids are doing just fine thank you.
doubt it
you need to take a fucking xanax or something bro

like damn


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- korrie
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison


My two kids are doing just fine thank you.
doubt it

Josh made a new friend at school today and Ashley has been behaving in day care. 

Gold stars all around.


 
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you don't actually have kids lol

thank christ