Women, easily. In both scenarios. I just learned how scary it is to be a woman... I did not handle it well.
I almost laid my bike over on the highway because a bump made me sit on my balls. Also, women have a self lubricating hole. I do not.
Quote from: DAS FOTZEZERSTÖRER on November 30, 2015, 07:10:04 PMI almost laid my bike over on the highway because a bump made me sit on my balls. Also, women have a self lubricating hole. I do not.but your dick does lubricate itself
depends on what you want from life
Uh, what happened?
I still think a more intelligent design would be that our penis and testicles retreat inside our body for safety when we're not having sex or urinating.
Quote from: Chicken Endies on November 30, 2015, 07:07:22 PMUh, what happened?Last week Tuesday, my teacher read an article about what it means to live as a woman... to always be scared of men. Putting keys in your fist to use as a weapon when walking to your car at night, or crossing the street to avoid walking next to a man whom you're scared of. At first, I didn't think much of it. I kinda assumed they were being dramatic. But a lot of the girls in my class were like "Oh my god, this resonates with me so much." At which point I started to consider it being maybe valid, but I basically chopped it up to people loving their victim complexes. And then, I was on the phone with the girl I love. She started freaking out about a car following her. And all of the things I had read came rushing back.Luckily, she made it home safe. But the story doesn't end there. I ended up having a nightmare that night. My daughter was assaulted and raped. I woke up balling my eyes out.So, yeah... I've become a bit more sensitive the last couple of days about this whole situation.
literally social conditioning stop acting like this is rational behavior or this paranoia shit wont ever go away
Last week Tuesday, my teacher read an article about what it means to live as a woman... to always be scared of men. Putting keys in your fist to use as a weapon when walking to your car at night, or crossing the street to avoid walking next to a man whom you're scared of. At first, I didn't think much of it. I kinda assumed they were being dramatic.
I mean can anything equate to pregnancy?
That would be an entirely unfounded belief and displaying racist as hell tendencies.
Quote from: DAS FOTZEZERSTÖRER on November 30, 2015, 07:14:45 PMQuote from: eggsalad on November 30, 2015, 07:10:31 PMQuote from: DAS FOTZEZERSTÖRER on November 30, 2015, 07:10:04 PMI almost laid my bike over on the highway because a bump made me sit on my balls. Also, women have a self lubricating hole. I do not.but your dick does lubricate itselfBut I can't put other dicks inside of it.See, if you still had your foreskin, you could dock.
Quote from: eggsalad on November 30, 2015, 07:10:31 PMQuote from: DAS FOTZEZERSTÖRER on November 30, 2015, 07:10:04 PMI almost laid my bike over on the highway because a bump made me sit on my balls. Also, women have a self lubricating hole. I do not.but your dick does lubricate itselfBut I can't put other dicks inside of it.