Where will users be in the 20 years?

Verbatim · July 19, 2015, 12:13:11 PM

don't be taking this too seriously now

SecondClass is serving 25-to-life after beating his first son to death, after discovering that he was transgender. He is currently trying to lower his sentence by claiming to be a woman.

Das is approaching millionaire status after writing a controversial and scandalizing children's book wherein he strategically places subtle phallic imagery within each and every page--resulting in the book going viral, and becoming the highest (and fastest) selling children's book of all time.

Decimator Omega didn't make it the next twenty years. He died in 2021 after an explosion destroyed his home spontaneously. The cause of the explosion remains unknown, but someone managed to salvage his computer's hard-drive. The last page he had accessed was purportedly a local attorney's Facebook page. When accosted for information on the boy's death, the lawyer stated in a somber tone, "I didn't add him."

i had a bunch more in mind, but i don't think i'm gonna top that last one

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 19, 2015, 12:14:27 PM

jiveturkey is still posting doge images on s4s

Super Irish · July 19, 2015, 12:18:21 PM

Most (if not all) of the Irish members of the site have contracted or died from cirrhosis of the liver.

DAS B00T x2 · July 19, 2015, 12:24:07 PM

Yutaka, who has finally learned to accept his homosexuality, and Kupo, who has finally lowered his standards, live happily in a middle class suburban home with an adopted Chinese girl whom they raise to be a feminist activist.

July 19, 2015, 12:24:39 PM · July 19, 2015, 12:24:39 PM

omg, this is perfect

Yu · July 19, 2015, 12:28:48 PM

This is not okay.

Girl of Mystery · July 19, 2015, 12:30:23 PM

I'm going to die in 2025 though

Oh · July 19, 2015, 12:56:13 PM

Quote from: Le Mon man on July 19, 2015, 12:30:23 PM

I'm going to die in 2025 though

me, psy, meta, gatsby and all the other brits will be sure to come to your funeral

nothing beats a cheeky funeral with the lads

Naru · July 19, 2015, 12:57:19 PM

I'll probably be dead

The Lord Ruler · July 19, 2015, 01:04:39 PM

On April 4th, 2032, Ryle will be pronounced dead. Time of death will be 4:20 a.m.

He wasn't a big enough guy to handle all of the injected memes. The pepe strain being the most fatal of what he took.

More Than Mortal · July 19, 2015, 01:08:31 PM

Dead.

i am karjala takaisin · July 19, 2015, 01:39:28 PM

challengerx is the ceo of a company which produces graphic t shirts, hats, bumper stickers and other forms of displayable memorabilia based around quotes from trending vines in the african american community

Rinev · July 19, 2015, 01:43:42 PM

Quote from: Emberor on July 19, 2015, 01:39:28 PM

challengerx is the ceo of a company which produces graphic t shirts, hats, bumper stickers and other forms of displayable memorabilia based around quotes from trending vines in the african american community

Along with his LOOOOOOOOOOOL and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA series.

BrenMan 94 · July 19, 2015, 01:59:02 PM

I'll make billions.

Billions.

Coomer · July 19, 2015, 02:02:46 PM

Eh

A little older

Like 18-2O years older

Mmmmm Napalm · July 19, 2015, 02:11:43 PM

Noelle will still be a man.

Jive's penis will have literally shrunken into his body

XSEAN · July 19, 2015, 02:17:33 PM

My version or life version

Mine
Hopefully in the Canadian Army or Navy family, kids..

Life version
Don't know

Verbatim · July 19, 2015, 02:20:30 PM

No idea what you mean by that.

PSU · July 19, 2015, 02:27:32 PM

Do me!

Jocephalopod · July 19, 2015, 02:32:06 PM

Both my grandparents will be dead, serves them right for abandoning my family and moving into a home full of old people

Tyger · July 19, 2015, 02:46:27 PM

Verbatim is successful

Lol jk he isn't a stem major and everyone knows only they can be successful

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · July 19, 2015, 02:57:13 PM

I think I'll be Mythic by then.

challengerX · July 19, 2015, 03:17:50 PM

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challengerX · July 19, 2015, 03:19:43 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · July 19, 2015, 03:32:59 PM

Well seeing as how I should be qualified within the next decade it's a reasonable timeframe to have sectioned Das and Zen and a few other people on here <_<

Jono · July 19, 2015, 04:00:28 PM

I'll be lucky if I make it to 25

gats · July 19, 2015, 04:04:24 PM

all these people saying dead :s

hopefully i'll be in a better place

Rinev · July 19, 2015, 04:08:37 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 19, 2015, 02:57:13 PM

I think I'll be Mythic by then.

This, although I don't know if I should set the bar that high for myself.

Kitsune 狐 · July 19, 2015, 04:13:24 PM

Hopefully living in my own house (instead of an apartment) and with a better job.
How much more white picket fencey can I get?

Ushan · July 19, 2015, 04:14:54 PM

Rocket will be an aging, gay pornstar.