Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 13, 2017, 03:35:44 PM

Quote from: Annie on June 13, 2017, 03:32:17 PM

Quote from: Annie on June 13, 2017, 02:57:57 PM

autism^

MTG is a seriously dope game.
Been a long time since I played or bought cards tho.

Good decision, bans are frequent and mostly based on too many people playing a deck

ikr that's why I quit modern to play standard for a few years, then I stopped playing altogether because playing standard is more expensive than playing Modern.

I'm telling you, they're gonna ban all the cards that make the game interesting and everyone is just gonna play Junk.

I played a ton of EDH and Legacy non-competitively, but then somebody came up with competitive EDH and the modern faggots started playing that too.

One FNM we were having our monthly Commander night, which had become the only night I even came anymore, and this shit happens.
We played in groups of five to keep it interesting. An old friend of mine had become judge in the months prior, and EDH night was his night to play, because it was more relaxed, so we set something cool up.
We planned to play Pentagon EDH, me as mono-white, him as mono-black, and three of our other friends, but our blue guy bails on us. Luckily, this guy who started coming to our shop earlier that month had a mono-blue Commander. So Black already doesn't like this guy, apparently he's a real modern faggot, plays some shitty cheap ass version of Death and Taxes. Our friend who's playing an elf Commander does something this cat doesn't like, and instead of asking 'can I read that?' like you should during casual games when you're not sure of something, he turns to Black and says with minor franticism 'Judge! can Green do that?!?'
Black literally facepalms, declares the move legal (it was anyway) and then it's my turn.

I looked around the table, then around the store.
I realized it was everyone playing callously, coldly, and aggressively.
This was EDH! The last sanctuary of casual kitchen table play in a card shop!
It didn't seem to matter anymore now that French Commander was a thing.

Blue impatiently asks me, 'You gonna go?'
I look back to him and with melancholy say, 'No'

I quietly scooped, walked out to my car, drove away, and never came back.

Quote from: Aria on June 13, 2017, 04:28:13 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 13, 2017, 04:25:52 PM

You're all wrong.

Exactly

Yawgy affects more change than anything

Save Urza.

Their legacies are still locked in immortal combat.

Yea tru
Yawgy tried to Borg everyone, but Urza almost blew up the multiverse.

And Karn > Phyrexians

memes

Quote from: Aria on June 13, 2017, 07:03:52 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 13, 2017, 04:56:10 PM

Quote from: Aria on June 13, 2017, 04:28:13 PM

Quote from: Coca-Cola on June 13, 2017, 04:25:52 PM

You're all wrong.

Exactly

Yawgy affects more change than anything

Save Urza.

Their legacies are still locked in immortal combat.

Yea tru
Yawgy tried to Borg everyone, but Urza almost blew up the multiverse.

And Karn > Phyrexians

I'll start buying cards again if there's ever another Un block or when they get over all this big five bullshit and return to New Phyrexia.

Battle for Zendikar disappointed me.
Shadows over Innistrad bored me.

Nothing has been worth reading since KTK, Fate and Dragons were droll, and even before that the whole Theros block was lame as hell.

I don't know who writes this shit now but it's seriously getting flaccid.

Woah now, Funtime with Sarkhan was fun, and SOI was aesthetic af

Agree that Not!India was pretty boring though. Hopefully the Bolas set will be cool.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 13, 2017, 02:22:33 PM

Entertainment media is what directs social change. Holy fuck you guys are dumb. Why else does the Jew want to controll Hollywood and tv network companies? It's to disseminate his white genocide race mixing propaganda on a medium that we all consume and emulate.

>tfw girls don't have sex with you so really it's genocide of your race perpetrated by people with hooked noses

They're killing your people everyday too, Mehmed. You'd be wise to fight the Jew.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 13, 2017, 09:09:16 PM

Quote from: challengerX on June 13, 2017, 09:01:28 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on June 13, 2017, 02:22:33 PM

Entertainment media is what directs social change. Holy fuck you guys are dumb. Why else does the Jew want to controll Hollywood and tv network companies? It's to disseminate his white genocide race mixing propaganda on a medium that we all consume and emulate.

>tfw girls don't have sex with you so really it's genocide of your race perpetrated by people with hooked noses

They're killing your people everyday too, Mehmed. You'd be wise to fight the Jew.

at least the regime is actually anti Zionist unlike larping /pol/aks

True enough. If /pol/ actually listened to and understood half the things /pol/ says they'd be calling for a lynching of Trump instead of always sucking his dick.

did carson and sol have a bad break up or something