Stranger: Hi! ^_^
You: Hello?
You: Are you a real person?
Stranger: Of course!
You: I've only run into shameless trolls thus far
Stranger: I'm Katy, but you can just call me T3h P3ngu1n of d00m!
Stranger: I'm so random haha!
You: My name is Danielle
You: But you can call me Dan
Stranger: By god
You: Some call me dan the man
Stranger: Is it really you?
You: It always was
You: It always will be
Stranger: I-I don't know what to say...
Stranger: I thought I lost you..
You: Is that you, Stan?
Stranger: Y-Yes...
You: Anon, I...
Stranger: Shh
Stranger: Don't say it
Stranger: Let me
Stranger: Heil Hitler.
You: I'm in tears
You: You complete me
Stranger: My anus.
Stranger: It tingles
Stranger: What is happening?
You: I'm reaching through the internet, and penetrrating yo with my mind
Stranger: Oh god, Dan, yes
Stranger: Fill me with your hot cream
You: I'm sorry Stan, but I have to go.
Stranger: No you can't!
You: The FBI just finished giiving it to Moot hard, and I think he's about to dicover me!
Stranger: When will I see you again??
You: I... I don't know
Stranger: Moot was a cuck! Everyone knows that!
Stranger: Unless..
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Not you too.
Stranger: Not my Danny bot
Stranger: boy*
You: My anus is reserved for Best Korea and you Stan.
You: Forsooth, I fly!
Stranger: Fly you fool!
Stranger: Fly!