About a month ago, my Hot Toys 1/6 scale First Order Snowtrooper Officer arrived in the mail. I was overjoyed; my Kylo Ren would finally have another First Order character to go with him. Unfortunately, there was a problem.


I was appalled, and sent a report to Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys' U.S. distributor, detailing the issue and requesting a replacement chest plate. The obliged, sending me a replacement part, but with one condition: that I destroy the original, damaged component.

And so. I waited. Eventually, it arrived, for me to find that they had not simply sent me a replacement chest plate; they had sent me an entirely new body, rather than simply another chest plate. Still, this worked. Thus, I set to work on destroying the original parts.

I put on some matte black lipstick, donned my Stahlhelm, placed some headphones in my ears, played Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood", picked up a hammer, and set to work. My harsh tones echoed throughout my residence as I sang along, each line ending with I deafening bang as a swung the hammer. This is the result:



I then took the above photo and sent it to Sideshow, who then replied, stating that my work was satisfactory.

What is that, a twelve ounce ibeam  hammer? fucking pussy. I don't even do finish work with anything less than a 16 ounce.

It's only a twelve inch figure. I just picked dup what was lying around.

Now burn it.

Quote from: Elegiac on April 25, 2016, 01:39:20 AM

Now burn it.

Already threw it away. Thsnwas a coupe weeks ago.

Ah, I see. So you'll have to just set fire to the general area it was transported to, and that'll probably do it

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 24, 2016, 11:46:48 PM

I put on some matte black lipstick, donned my Stahlhelm, placed some headphones in my ears, played Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood", picked up a hammer, and set to work.

What the fuck...?

Indeed.

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 24, 2016, 11:46:48 PM

I put on some matte black lipstick, donned my Stahlhelm, placed some headphones in my ears, played Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood", picked up a hammer, and set to work.

What the fuck...?

Damn, Kurt!
Back at it again with the inside memes!

That's certainly an interesting way of them handling it hah

Quote from: D ☹ C T ☹ R ΔΔΔ T ☹ R S ☹ on April 25, 2016, 06:15:31 AM

Quote from: Vessel on April 25, 2016, 02:16:58 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 24, 2016, 11:46:48 PM

I put on some matte black lipstick, donned my Stahlhelm, placed some headphones in my ears, played Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood", picked up a hammer, and set to work.

What the fuck...?

Damn, Kurt!
Back at it again with the inside memes!

Not a meme friendo

🅿️🅰🅿️🅰   🅿️🕒📧🅰💲📧

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 24, 2016, 11:46:48 PM

I put on some matte black lipstick, donned my Stahlhelm, placed some headphones in my ears, played Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood", picked up a hammer, and set to work.

What the fuck...?

I would recommend the "Ruby Kisses Ultra Matte Super Rich" kind. It's pretty cheap, and is of decent quality.