What would you do with the power to teleport?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 05:58:46 PM

I grant you the power to teleport to any place you have been, or any place you can directly see with your naked eye. Seeing it on a monitor or through any sort of optical aid, like a telescope, will not work. Though, if you have glasses, sucks for you...

So, what will you do with this amazing power?

By the way, you can ONLY teleport 300 pounds. If you way more than that, you will have to lose weight to teleport. If you weigh less than that, you can carry the difference with you.

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DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 05:59:42 PM

Make people think that I'm lagging IRL, obviously.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 06:01:22 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 23, 2014, 05:59:15 PM

Teleport into Mrs. Charlie's anus

Could you remove the stick while you are in there? Thanks.

True Turquoise · September 23, 2014, 06:01:52 PM

To a certain person

Kinder Graham · September 23, 2014, 06:02:37 PM

Teleport to Tru

Mad Max · September 23, 2014, 06:02:58 PM

Never buy a plane ticket again.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 06:04:07 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on September 23, 2014, 06:02:58 PM

Never buy a plane ticket again.

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUU AAAAIIIIRRRRLLLIIIIIINES! Kiss my teleporting ass.

True Turquoise · September 23, 2014, 06:04:17 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 23, 2014, 06:02:37 PM

Teleport to Tru

Spoiler

Cheat · September 23, 2014, 06:04:57 PM

Try really hard not to accidentally teleport onto the moon.

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 06:06:38 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 23, 2014, 06:02:37 PM

Teleport to Tru

Your obsession with my dog is pathetic

Sandtrap · September 23, 2014, 06:07:17 PM

Haha, fucking joke's on the bank. I've been inside their money safe before.

True Turquoise · September 23, 2014, 06:07:28 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 23, 2014, 06:06:38 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 23, 2014, 06:02:37 PM
Teleport to Tru
Your obsession with my dog is pathetic

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MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 06:09:13 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on September 23, 2014, 06:07:17 PM

Haha, fucking joke's on the bank. I've been inside their money safe before.

The trick would be to only take out a couple of thousand every month. They would do the counts, keep coming up short and firing tellers, none the wiser that they are being robbed.

September 23, 2014, 06:10:21 PM

I'll take someone with me to an Earth-like planet and live there.

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 06:10:50 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:07:28 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 23, 2014, 06:06:38 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 23, 2014, 06:02:37 PM
Teleport to Tru
Your obsession with my dog is pathetic

Spoiler

Shhhhh, you're safe now.

Kinder Graham · September 23, 2014, 06:10:57 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:04:17 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 23, 2014, 06:02:37 PM
Teleport to Tru

Spoiler

We can go to the zoo, cinema, pier to fish, pier to eat fish n chips, the mall, the movie store, the park, carnival, big ben, the zoo, and mcdonalds

Chaos Fighter · September 23, 2014, 06:14:46 PM

I don't know. Fucking teleport, maybe.

Yu · September 23, 2014, 06:18:23 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:01:52 PM

To a certain person

Someone really misses their sister.

True Turquoise · September 23, 2014, 06:19:15 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 23, 2014, 06:18:23 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:01:52 PM
To a certain person
Someone really misses their sister.

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Is there a problem?

The Hån · September 23, 2014, 06:19:40 PM

I would rob banks. Straight cash hommie.

Yu · September 23, 2014, 06:22:11 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:19:15 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 23, 2014, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:01:52 PM
To a certain person
Someone really misses their sister.

Spoiler
Is there a problem?

Dere dere, its no issue.

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*cough*Siscon*cough*

Kinder Graham · September 23, 2014, 06:25:01 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on September 23, 2014, 06:18:23 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 23, 2014, 06:01:52 PM
To a certain person
Someone really misses their sister.

where's tru-chan's sister? :c

I'll hunt her down and return her for him

Mordo · September 23, 2014, 06:25:18 PM

YouTube

Travel the world obviously, rob banks etc. Perhaps even take out cunts like ISIS, namely using this method^.

You can get real creative with teleportation.

Aether · September 23, 2014, 06:30:30 PM

I would learn Jiujutsu, Akido, Kung-Fu, Tai-Chi, free running/parkour and learn to stay one step ahead of the men in black trying to capture me for experimentation.

Korra · September 23, 2014, 06:36:04 PM

Like Instant Transmission? Travel to France.

Sandtrap · September 23, 2014, 06:37:03 PM

Quote from: Korra on September 23, 2014, 06:36:04 PM

Like Instant Transmission? Travel to France.

Ya'll folks incapable of reading or what? Slow that train down there. Charles put some limitations on it.

Aether · September 23, 2014, 06:38:27 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on September 23, 2014, 06:37:03 PM

Quote from: Korra on September 23, 2014, 06:36:04 PM
Like Instant Transmission? Travel to France.

Ya'll folks incapable of reading or what? Slow that train down there. Charles put some limitations on it.

but I wat to be guyku to blow up planet

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 06:38:32 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on September 23, 2014, 06:37:03 PM

Quote from: Korra on September 23, 2014, 06:36:04 PM
Like Instant Transmission? Travel to France.

Ya'll folks incapable of reading or what? Slow that train down there. Charles put some limitations on it.

It's still possible, it'll just take about 20 minutes instead of 20 milliseconds provided the weather allows for decent visibility.

Septy · September 23, 2014, 06:38:44 PM

Teleport to the Sun so I can be the first person to walk on it.