What would you do with a prehensile penis?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 11, 2015, 11:30:26 AM

You wake up able to move your penis like an elephant moves its trunk.

How does this change your life?

Mat Cauthon · October 11, 2015, 11:31:31 AM

Never get an awkward boner again.

Word Wizard · October 11, 2015, 11:32:32 AM

I would actually use the front hole on my boxers.

Doctor Doom · October 11, 2015, 11:32:35 AM

It doesn't. I'm forever alone.

Verbatim · October 11, 2015, 11:33:06 AM

I'd prefer a retractable one.

Word Wizard · October 11, 2015, 11:35:09 AM

I wouldn't have to use my hands to rub in pubic lotion for my genital worts

It would be like a wind shield wiper for my pubes.

eggsalad · October 11, 2015, 11:35:15 AM

not really long enough to do anything with it
i guess i could use my phone while coding

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 11, 2015, 11:39:27 AM

can i drink stuff with it as well?