What would it take for you to join the army?

DAS B00T x2 · March 17, 2015, 06:13:51 PM

Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:12:29 PM

The Army is stupid. I would never join the Army.

lol jelly cuz our boots aren't that awful greenish shade

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 17, 2015, 06:14:09 PM

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Ushan · March 17, 2015, 06:14:29 PM

A rim job from Putin.

DAS B00T x2 · March 17, 2015, 06:20:44 PM

Quote from: S\ash on March 17, 2015, 06:14:09 PM

Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 06:11:05 PM
Quote from: S\ash on March 17, 2015, 06:08:49 PM
Also I'd join a foreign legion of another country before I join the US Army. French Foreign Legion would be cool
>FFL
>ever being cool
>wearing a kepi
>implying kepis aren't the pinnacle of battlefield uniforms

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · March 17, 2015, 06:21:28 PM

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Juuzou · March 17, 2015, 06:21:39 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · March 17, 2015, 06:33:59 PM

Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:21:39 PM

Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 06:13:51 PM
Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:12:29 PM
The Army is stupid. I would never join the Army.
lol jelly cuz our boots aren't that awful greenish shade
Das stop making fun of me omg :(

But noelle

it's my job

Not Comms Officer · March 17, 2015, 08:07:43 PM

For the US, nothing.

For Greece, only if the country was attacked by a hostile foreign power. But even then, probably not.

Jono · March 17, 2015, 08:09:27 PM

If the USA were to ever get invaded and innocent civilians are in danger, I'll be the first in line to sign up.

Forgewolf · March 17, 2015, 08:10:31 PM

YouTube

Having a perfected version of this for immediate usage.

Rinev · March 17, 2015, 08:16:06 PM

I would probably join if another world war broke out and my country was on the right side of things or if we got invaded.

aREALgod · March 17, 2015, 08:19:02 PM

Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 06:33:59 PM

Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 06:13:51 PM
Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:12:29 PM
The Army is stupid. I would never join the Army.
lol jelly cuz our boots aren't that awful greenish shade
Das stop making fun of me omg :(
But noelle

it's my job

My dad has this shot glass from his navy days, except the navy line was at the very top lol

Girl of Mystery · March 17, 2015, 08:20:56 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on March 17, 2015, 08:19:02 PM

Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 06:13:51 PM
Quote from: Noëlle on March 17, 2015, 06:12:29 PM
The Army is stupid. I would never join the Army.
lol jelly cuz our boots aren't that awful greenish shade
Das stop making fun of me omg :(
But noelle

it's my job

My dad has this shot glass from his navy days, except the navy line was at the very top lol

Is that a measurement of how much cum they can swallow?

Turkey · March 17, 2015, 08:25:01 PM

A bunch of paperwork and a pissed-off detailer.

Juuzou · March 17, 2015, 08:27:34 PM

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Blackbox Rob · March 17, 2015, 08:30:46 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 17, 2015, 05:31:23 PM

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 04:55:20 PM
Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.

le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
I yearn for your nativity.

Everyone country is corrupt, lad. Get over it.

Well yeah, so why fight for them.

Erives · March 18, 2015, 02:29:15 PM

I would join due to having no other option left.

Luciana · March 18, 2015, 02:39:43 PM

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 08:30:46 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 17, 2015, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 04:55:20 PM
Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.

le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
I yearn for your nativity.

Everyone country is corrupt, lad. Get over it.
Well yeah, so why fight for them.

I could go into a huge discussion but I know how it'll turn out. Let Noelle do it or something.

DAS B00T x2 · March 18, 2015, 02:41:28 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 18, 2015, 02:39:43 PM

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 08:30:46 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 17, 2015, 05:31:23 PM
Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 04:55:20 PM
Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.

le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
I yearn for your nativity.

Everyone country is corrupt, lad. Get over it.
Well yeah, so why fight for them.
I could go into a huge discussion but I know how it'll turn out. Let Noelle do it or something.

Noelles banned and I got tired of those arguments years ago.

You're getting no help on this one.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · March 18, 2015, 03:01:56 PM

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ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · March 18, 2015, 03:06:25 PM

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Verbatim · March 18, 2015, 06:37:32 PM

I would never join the military.

Nexus · March 18, 2015, 06:44:27 PM

A good reason to fight.

Korra · March 18, 2015, 06:46:56 PM

Only if I get to smell napalm every morning.

Assassin 11D7 · March 18, 2015, 06:50:29 PM

Quote from: Forgewolf on March 17, 2015, 08:10:31 PM

YouTube

Having a perfected version of this for immediate usage.

So, not in your lifetime then?

Unless we start fighting all wars in 3D modeling programs, that is.

aREALgod · March 18, 2015, 07:13:21 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on March 18, 2015, 06:37:32 PM

I would never join the military.

lol fucking pussy

Coomer · March 18, 2015, 07:30:34 PM

Well if we're in a bad spot and we really needed it, I'd join

I'm not against joining

I just don't want to lol

Chakas · March 18, 2015, 07:37:41 PM

An invasion of the United Stated mainland. I'd probably go for the marines though.

Not Comms Officer · March 18, 2015, 07:40:13 PM

Quote from: Chakas on March 18, 2015, 07:37:41 PM

An invasion of the United Stated mainland. I'd probably go for the marines though.

....Problem with US doctrine is that it's highly offensive. I don't see how being a Marine would be useful for defending the US mainland. Unless you defend by attacking.

Army would be better.

Chakas · March 18, 2015, 07:50:34 PM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 18, 2015, 07:40:13 PM

Quote from: Chakas on March 18, 2015, 07:37:41 PM
An invasion of the United Stated mainland. I'd probably go for the marines though.
....Problem with US doctrine is that it's highly offensive. I don't see how being a Marine would be useful for defending the US mainland. Unless you defend by attacking.

Army would be better.

I'm probably too old for both anyway.