Describe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrus
Quote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm
Quote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet. A) Their explorers like us B) They planet died History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters. The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated
Quote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:56:58 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet. A) Their explorers like us B) They planet died History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters. The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated maybe they'd make us petsbeing a pet is pretty fucking baller
Quote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:57:45 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:56:58 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet. A) Their explorers like us B) They planet died History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters. The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated maybe they'd make us petsbeing a pet is pretty fucking baller I refuse to be someone pet. I would be part of the resistant movement
Well first thing I'd try to figure out is if I can fuck them.
Quote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 09:01:08 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:57:45 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:56:58 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet. A) Their explorers like us B) They planet died History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters. The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated maybe they'd make us petsbeing a pet is pretty fucking baller I refuse to be someone pet. I would be part of the resistant movementhave fun dying while us pets get pampered and encouraged to play for our master's amusement
Quote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 09:01:57 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 09:01:08 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:57:45 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:56:58 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet. A) Their explorers like us B) They planet died History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters. The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated maybe they'd make us petsbeing a pet is pretty fucking baller I refuse to be someone pet. I would be part of the resistant movementhave fun dying while us pets get pampered and encouraged to play for our master's amusement I shall. PLOT TWIST WE WIN
Quote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 09:05:27 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 09:01:57 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 09:01:08 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:57:45 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:56:58 PMQuote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 08:55:19 PMQuote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 08:54:33 PMDescribe alien life. Micro-organisms? Or full grown specimen Example: Garrusif it was garrus scalies would collectively orgasm That's besides the point. My other question is why did they leave their planet. A) Their explorers like us B) They planet died History has lesson to teach us about 1st encounters. The less advance race is either in-slaved or exterminated maybe they'd make us petsbeing a pet is pretty fucking baller I refuse to be someone pet. I would be part of the resistant movementhave fun dying while us pets get pampered and encouraged to play for our master's amusement I shall. PLOT TWIST WE WINliterally going to destroy our paradisewho's the real villain
Quote from: XSEAN on October 29, 2015, 09:05:05 PMQuote from: Awoo~ on October 29, 2015, 09:03:04 PMWell first thing I'd try to figure out is if I can fuck them. Awoo is hopping to be cat people aliensA race of nekos would be awesome.
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 29, 2015, 09:03:04 PMWell first thing I'd try to figure out is if I can fuck them. Awoo is hopping to be cat people aliens
Simple decision tree1) Do they have holes in which we can stick our penises?Yes? Stick penises in the holesNo? Shoot them with guns to make holes.
Seriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.
Quote from: Static on October 29, 2015, 09:17:06 PMSeriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.thats why this one is objectively better
Quote from: eggsalad on October 29, 2015, 09:21:27 PMQuote from: Static on October 29, 2015, 09:17:06 PMSeriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.thats why this one is objectively betterYeah, but still, there's no knowing that they'd be able to make anything of that, either.Nobody tries to see these things from the perspective of lifeforms completely unlike anything on this planet.
Quote from: Static on October 29, 2015, 09:17:06 PMSeriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.Oh I'm sure clever aliens would be able to figure it outI can make out the depiction of the solar system, and I'm pretty sure the blue spirals are supposed to be DNA
Quote from: Fruitcake on October 29, 2015, 09:27:45 PMQuote from: Static on October 29, 2015, 09:17:06 PMSeriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.Oh I'm sure clever aliens would be able to figure it outI can make out the depiction of the solar system, and I'm pretty sure the blue spirals are supposed to be DNAIt's been a good 50+ years from my understanding and we haven't picked up anything from beyond the reaches of our solar system. Maybe we're not doing it right, or maybe, just maybe, intelligent life on, or above our level is extremely rare and takes huge lengths of time to develop - just look at how long it took for humans to arise from life here.
Quote from: Static on October 29, 2015, 09:37:11 PMQuote from: Fruitcake on October 29, 2015, 09:27:45 PMQuote from: Static on October 29, 2015, 09:17:06 PMSeriously? What the fuck do they expect extraterrestrial organisms to make of this shit? The average person on our own planet wouldn't be able to understand this shit, except for the red human figure. But even that would be completely alien to the aliens.Oh I'm sure clever aliens would be able to figure it outI can make out the depiction of the solar system, and I'm pretty sure the blue spirals are supposed to be DNAIt's been a good 50+ years from my understanding and we haven't picked up anything from beyond the reaches of our solar system. Maybe we're not doing it right, or maybe, just maybe, intelligent life on, or above our level is extremely rare and takes huge lengths of time to develop - just look at how long it took for humans to arise from life here.That particular message was sent to a star cluster 25,000 light years away, it'll be quite some time before it reaches its destination