What will you tell your kids about Santa?

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I lean towards telling them Santa isn't real but I might not if my partner has a problem with it.


 
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I won't tell them anything because I'm not having kids


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Christmas morning was always so much more magical for me when I believed in Santa. My parents and I would put out milk and cookies, carrots for the reindeer, and some years I'd try and set traps to catch Santa in the act.

So fuck yeah, I want my kids to feel that same magic.


 
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Christmas morning was always so much more magical for me when I believed in Santa. My parents and I would put out milk and cookies, carrots for the reindeer, and some years I'd try and set traps to catch Santa in the act.

So fuck yeah, I want my kids to feel that same magic.

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I'm going to tell them that Santa isn't real because I don't see how believing in a magical sweatshop owner helps them during early childhood development.  Christmas is about giving and spending time with your loved ones, not commercialism.

That said, we will be doing most of the traditions (Christmas tree, family dinner, snowmen, etc.).
Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 11:46:15 PM by BrenMan 94


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nigga we celebrating Kwanza. My kids are getting a can of beans and a gourd to celebrate the harvest
Celebrate Hanukkah you filthy jew bastard.
 


 
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But turkey.

How could I tell kids about an imaginary pleasant fable from times of old, if my kids are just as imaginary as said fable?


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Tell them the truth and then get them to tell the rest of the kids that their parents are liers


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Of course I'll do Santa, have to keep up the magic of the season.


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Santa isn't real?


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my parents never let me or my brothers believe in any of that shit, and i'll be doing the same with my kids. gotta make sure they appreciate what their parents do for them by spending lots of money on gifts every year, instead of thanking some imaginary old fat guy who sneaks into people's homes through their basement and eats their cookies.
Your kids tell the other kids at school "Santa is a joke" and you'll get shit for it. I've seen it happen more than once. I'd put up with it regardless.
Yeah but given the amount of kids that believe in Santa, I doubt that'll be a significant problem.


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I'd tell them about Santa and explain that it's just a story at the same time. I would also tell them to be respectful to others that might believe in him to try and avoid any shit that might happen.


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I'll play it by ear. I was pretty much fine when I heard he wasn't real, and I don't see a reason for it to negatively impact one's trust on their parents. But then again, I guess I was only concerned about a stable influx of presents at Christmas, and my mindset on such matters was pretty uncommon (presumably) for an 8 year old.


 
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Of course my son and future children will believe in Santa. Probably until age 10-11 when I feel they are ready, I'll tell them the truth.

Kids need that magic and wonder in their lives to experience an actual childhood.


 
 
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Yeah, sure. I don't remember being particularly disappointed when I figured out Santa wasn't real. And, more specifically, it wasn't an "Oh, aha!" moment, it was a very gradual erosion of my belief that was never influenced by anything other than my own realizations.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Remember, Santa is Finnish


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uhhh...

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What do you mean Santa's not real?


 
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NORAD tracks Santa, though.


 
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Kids need that magic and wonder in their lives to experience an actual childhood.
yeah, the two weeks i spent hating my parents after i learned the truth were pretty magical

i totally needed that


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Santa isn't really a thing here, so that's not much of an issue.
obviously belgian children have no childhood then LOL

no santa, no childhood
cause PSU said so