What will you tell your kids about Santa?

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I love you, son.
Tell them Santa died from being too fat and so they aren't getting shit.


 
 
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Kids need that magic and wonder in their lives to experience an actual childhood.
yeah, the two weeks i spent hating my parents after i learned the truth were pretty magical

i totally needed that

I'd take 2 weeks of hatred for the 8-9 years old magical christmas'.


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Santa isn't really a thing here, so that's not much of an issue.
obviously belgian children have no childhood then LOL

no santa, no childhood
cause PSU said so

Its true though.


 
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I'm not having any kids, so I won't be telling them anything.