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What was your shittiest Christmas present?

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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I got a Bible from my great grandma

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Well I got nothing so ???????

 
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That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Implying everyone got a present

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST
It's actually about Woden.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 25, 2014, 03:41:40 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST
It's actually about Woden.
nope, it's not called Wodenmas

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:45:36 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 25, 2014, 03:41:40 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST
It's actually about Woden.
nope, it's not called Wodenmas
Well then by that logic it's about Christian Bale.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST
LOLOOLL good one man

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST
Twat

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST

Go back to your trailer park. 

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
lol i didnt get anything so i couldnt have gotten anything bad.

 
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Your love gets me so high
I might sound like a buzzkill here but there's no such thing as a "shitty present," in my opinion. Knowing that the person went out of their way to spend money or make something to give to me is always appreciated, even if I know I won't ever use the gift.

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 03:40:57 PM
That's a pretty good Christmas present, since Christmas is about CHRIST

If by Christ you mean the winter solstice.

Or is Easter actually about a giant egg laying rabbit?

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Well, i didnt really dislike the chocolate, i have use for 20e and the 2 movie tickets so...no shitty presents here.

 
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According to the bible, Jesus was born when the herders were out herding, which would be in spring or summertime. It wasn't until much later that the Romans invented Christmas to win over pagans, who celebrated jólablót, or Yule, in the middle of winter.

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this fucking sticker is the bane of any person with an eastern car, and my brother got me one -_-

 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
I got what I wanted. Not much but I really only wanted clothes.

 
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I mean I got a hoodie that didn't fit

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on December 25, 2014, 03:40:13 PM
I got a Bible from my great grandma
That is what I got Door.

 
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About $200 cash.

The bank is closed, and cash won't help me with Steam sales.

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:46:52 PM
smh @ d's atheists


Yes, with Jesus' help we can become fat retards who call everyone autistic on internet forums because we are so insecure about our own loser lives that it becomes the only way for our 2 inch dick to get hard. Praise the lord.

 
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Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 25, 2014, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:46:52 PM
smh @ d's atheists


Yes, with Jesus' help we can become fat retards who call everyone autistic on internet forums because we are so insecure about our own loser lives that it becomes the only way for our 2 inch dick to get hard. Praise the lord.
Speaking from your personal experience I can see

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:54:22 PM
Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 25, 2014, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:46:52 PM
smh @ d's atheists


Yes, with Jesus' help we can become fat retards who call everyone autistic on internet forums because we are so insecure about our own loser lives that it becomes the only way for our 2 inch dick to get hard. Praise the lord.
Speaking from your personal experience I can see
I'm not a Christian so no. Nice comeback as always though.

 
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Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 25, 2014, 04:55:33 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:54:22 PM
Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 25, 2014, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:46:52 PM
smh @ d's atheists


Yes, with Jesus' help we can become fat retards who call everyone autistic on internet forums because we are so insecure about our own loser lives that it becomes the only way for our 2 inch dick to get hard. Praise the lord.
Speaking from your personal experience I can see
I'm not a Christian so no. Nice comeback as always though.
Lol, such a pathetic little faggot. Sorry but the only time you'd ever get action is because somebody was too damn lazy to jack themselves off; even then, it would be bestiality

 
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Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:56:48 PM
Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 25, 2014, 04:55:33 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:54:22 PM
Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 25, 2014, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Kinder der Mörder on December 25, 2014, 04:46:52 PM
smh @ d's atheists


Yes, with Jesus' help we can become fat retards who call everyone autistic on internet forums because we are so insecure about our own loser lives that it becomes the only way for our 2 inch dick to get hard. Praise the lord.
Speaking from your personal experience I can see
I'm not a Christian so no. Nice comeback as always though.
Lol, such a pathetic little faggot. Sorry but the only time you'd ever get action is because somebody was too damn lazy to jack themselves off; even then, it would be bestiality
And yet, more than you ever dreamed of.

 
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