What was your first R-rated movie?

 
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I remember being a kid, and everyone in my grade was just fascinated with R-rated movies. We wondered why we weren't allowed to see them, and what they could have possibly contained. But above all, we wanted to watch them--and having seen an R-rated movie by yourself with no parental accompaniment was considered a very "cool" thing to do.

As a kid, I followed the rules--I knew I wasn't allowed to watch R-rated films until I was 17, so I never did, unless my parents explicitly allowed it. I stopped caring when I became a teenager, and to this day, it still upsets me that kids are watching R-rated films without their parents' permission. Anyway, I digress:

My first R-rated film was Stand by Me. I saw it when I was about 7 or 8, and... this movie definitely would not be rated R by today's standards. Literally the only thing about it is that it contains a bunch of middle school kids swearing like sailors--something I also refrained from doing until I became a teenager, but most other kids I knew swore all the time when they were with their peers. But that was it. Definitely not R-worthy--more like PG-13.


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I think it was 300.


 
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I think it was 300.
...For real? How old are you?


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I think it was 300.
...For real? How old are you?

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It came out in 2006? I was eleven when i saw it.


 
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It came out in 2006? I was eleven when i saw it.
Thought you'd be at least 20 for some reason.


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It came out in 2006? I was eleven when i saw it.
Thought you'd be at least 20 for some reason.

Oh


 
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Not too sure how the yank system lines up with ages and the like, but assuming R-rated is the equivalent to an 18 cert. It'd be Braindead or maybe American Psycho, I can't quite remember which one came first but I watched them at a friend's house at a reasonably early age. Probably around 12-13.


 
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I've never given much thought to ratings. Especially since Canada's system is different.

In all likeliness I watched my first porno before my first R-rated movie.


 
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I don't remember what the movie was called but my brother turned on this one movie about Satan and Satanists when we were both pretty young, my mom was sitting a few rooms away and halfway through the movie a crazy sex scene came on and me and my brother ran from the too laughing and screaming.

I could have been older thann 8, so my brother was about....14?


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Jaws, I think.

edit: nvm Jaws isn't r-rated


 
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Jaws, I think.

edit: nvm Jaws isn't r-rated
Wow, that's hard to believe. You'd think a thriller like that would be R for sure--especially in the mid-'70s.


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I seriously have no idea. The only time I remember anyone mentioning a movie rating in my childhood was when I watched A.I. Artificial Intelligence at the theater with my mother when I was like six.


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Probably some cheesy 80s horror movie. Watched a lot of those as a wee lad.


 
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I'm pretty sure it was the Evil Dead 2. One heck of a movie to start off with.