What was the first thing you ever fapped to

R o c k e t · April 01, 2015, 05:14:34 PM

Quote from: Lemön | stupid CUNT on April 01, 2015, 05:06:08 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 05:02:13 PM
Well please don't, I'm happy and I'm not a hindrance to society. Because it's all about personal experience.
I can't prove God to you, but that's not my job. He has proven Himself to me, so I believe as a result.

You haven't had the same experience, so you don't believe.
It's simply that.
Please, do share

My testimony is lengthy, and it's not the topic of this thread so I don't want to derail this thing more.
I don't go around telling my life story to people unless they really want to know.

And I doubt some fellow on this forum really wants to know bad enough, for me to share it.

ANYWAYS

blah blah blah "back on topic" "lol ur not a mOD"
cool.

The Lord Slide Rule · April 01, 2015, 05:15:20 PM

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Quote from: adubato on April 01, 2015, 04:56:18 PM
i once found an encyclopedia in the library that had boobs on one page and i showed all my friends and i had to eat the biscuit
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I had to eat the biscuit

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i had to eat the biscuit

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You never played that game with your friends?

apparently not

Mad Max · April 01, 2015, 05:21:38 PM

Victoria's Secret catalogs. It was the only thing at my disposal. The internet sucked back in those days.

Erives · April 01, 2015, 05:43:43 PM

Couldnt really tell you because I dont recall. Maybe a Victoria's Secret or fredericks of hollywood. It all went down hill from there.

Nexus · April 01, 2015, 05:49:18 PM

Pictures of Jesus in a church bathroom. Mmmmm, I could fuck those hand holes.

Mmmmm Napalm · April 01, 2015, 06:30:44 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 01, 2015, 04:51:22 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 04:50:02 PM
Quote from: Lemön | stupid CUNT on April 01, 2015, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 04:47:24 PM
Quote from: Lemön | stupid CUNT on April 01, 2015, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 04:41:10 PM
I don't remember
Masturbation is a sin

And I'm not a sinner too?
Religion is a sham

So is your face
Religion is a fucking joke

So you say every single time somebody mentions it in a non-negative fashion.

Maybe, just maybe, being an ass to people and insulting their personal beliefs won't make them suddenly stop abiding by those beliefs?

Girl of Mystery · April 01, 2015, 06:32:35 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 01, 2015, 06:30:44 PM

Quote from: challengerX on April 01, 2015, 04:51:22 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 04:50:02 PM
Quote from: Lemön | stupid CUNT on April 01, 2015, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 04:47:24 PM
Quote from: Lemön | stupid CUNT on April 01, 2015, 04:44:25 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 01, 2015, 04:41:10 PM
I don't remember
Masturbation is a sin

And I'm not a sinner too?
Religion is a sham

So is your face
Religion is a fucking joke

So you say every single time somebody me tikns it in a non-negative fashion.

Maybe, just maybe, being an ass to people and insulting their personal beliefs won't make them suddenly stop abiding by those beliefs?

mad

challengerX · April 01, 2015, 06:32:49 PM

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Coomer · April 01, 2015, 06:34:48 PM

"First Time Lesbian Gym Trainer"

I've watched porn before