It's no wonder why the Germans lost both World Wars.

thinking i could stick out depression

Failing my suicide attempt. lol

we already had this thread, like, yesterday

Going to college when I wasn't ready.

So much this

Spilling my milkshake when I was still thirsty. ;-;

Not being strangled by my birth cord

Basically thinking video games were the meaning of life from elementary school to pretty much the end of college.

Being born?

Just kidding Verb ^______^

Uh...honestly, I've got nothing. I'm pleased with how everything turned out.

i probably should have stayed in AFJROTC and been fast-tracked to officerhood. i would be in a much better socioeconomic position if i had stayed the course. i would be healthier and wealthier with a more stable lifestyle and maybe even a romantic partner. but, im not hung up about it. i like who i am. things kind of suck and im in a rut but its not all bad. being alone so much gives me a lot of time to think.

Not getting closer to Natalie when I had the chance

Not giving enough care/attention to a friend who died.