I'm just sitting here when all of a sudden I hear a jet fly overhead. I had no problem with that but then it started to sound louder and sounding like it was getting close.

I went outside to try to find the jet in the sky but the damn clouds were in the way. The jet flew away as the sound began to fade. Came back inside then I heard a really loud thud, so loud it echoed and the dogs in the neighborhood began to bark. I once again went back outside, this time with a flashlight to see what the hell caused it. I didn't see or find anything out of the ordinary.

I came back inside my house then I heard a firework of some kind explode. As soon as I got outta my chair, I heard someone running past my window. I have my window open this whole time so I could hear everything going on. My house is next to an empty lot so whoever it was they ran through the lot alongside my fence.

Got my flashlight and went outside once more and scouted the area around my fence where I heard the person. Like previous, nothing.

If anything else happens, I'll update the OP.

Aliens.

don't die

Wait... what was the thing that was threatening to kill you last time? Wasn't it your TV?

Well, this time I think you'll quickly find that it's your toilets turn to attempt to harvest your bodily goo's. All of those incidents sound like unstable toilet phenomena.

Quote from: Elegiac on May 19, 2015, 02:10:59 AM

All of those incidents sound like unstable toilet phenomena.

This could be the plot to a movie!

ROUGH DRAFT OF THE SCRIPT, ON MY DESK, ASAP!

By the time I've written it I guarantee the idea will already have been used heavily in ghostbusters 4

The fucking weirdos and thugs are out at night.

Lock all the doors and windows.

Check the time. Did you lose nine minutes?

Say hi to Arky for me

Seems Jono died, RIP you Mexican bastard.

I once witnessed a car blow up at a checkpoint
scary shit mayne

I bet it was Slender Man trying to get you to go into the woods again...

The nearest woods/forest is about 2 hours away.

Unless Slenderman migrated to a semi-arid area, I don't think it was him.

Quote from: Jono on May 19, 2015, 07:47:55 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on May 19, 2015, 06:04:47 PM

I bet it was Slender Man trying to get you to go into the woods again...

The nearest woods/forest is about 2 hours away.

Unless Slenderman migrated to a semi-arid area, I don't think it was him.

Jono LIIVVVEESS!!!
So did you figure out what it was?

Nope.

We shall see what tonight leads to.

Quote from: Elegiac on May 19, 2015, 12:24:25 PM

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Quote from: Elegiac on May 19, 2015, 12:15:09 PM

Quote from: ねこ on May 19, 2015, 12:03:28 PM

R.I.P. Jono

omg wat

not quite alone in the world were two foxcats