what the FUCK

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:18:06 PM

so i had the television on (which is rare), and there was a hobbit marathon going on
i have no interest whatsoever in tolkienshit, so i just left it on for the sake of background noise

after awhile, the incessant english accents and lame-ass dialogue started to piss me off, so i muted it
but i still kept it on

four or five hours pass, and i haven't looked at the TV since, until now

and there's a fucking hentai playing

a
hentai

on television

what

WHAT

WHY

WHAT

WHY

Jim · August 08, 2015, 11:18:42 PM

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Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:19:24 PM

I HAVE GUESTS HAVING A BONFIRE OUTSIDE

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY SAW THAT

i'm having the most bizarre fucking day, i swear to christ

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:20:34 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 08, 2015, 11:18:42 PM

Pics

that would require turning the TV back on, risking someone seeing what i'm doing

The Lord Ruler · August 08, 2015, 11:20:40 PM

what channel was it on

Sandtrap · August 08, 2015, 11:20:56 PM

What's the show called. It might not be a full blown hentai type deal.

Just borderline hentai with bits of show tossed into it.

Unless, you're joking and they started playing a game of thrones marathon after the tolkein-a-thon.

Naru · August 08, 2015, 11:21:23 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 08, 2015, 11:18:42 PM

Pics

Freddy · August 08, 2015, 11:21:31 PM

Spoiler

you should never told anyone and pretended like it was just a hallucination. you'd feel better about the world at the end of the day

Sandtrap · August 08, 2015, 11:21:43 PM

Also, lol, fucking cable TV a shit.

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:22:33 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on August 08, 2015, 11:20:56 PM

What's the show called. It might not be a full blown hentai type deal.

Just borderline hentai with bits of show tossed into it.

Unless, you're joking and they started playing a game of thrones marathon after the tolkein-a-thon.

there was a monster with a hundred or so giant, girthy dick-tendrils

and one naked chick being rammed by at least five of them

sooooooooooooooo

Sandtrap · August 08, 2015, 11:24:12 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 11:22:33 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on August 08, 2015, 11:20:56 PM
What's the show called. It might not be a full blown hentai type deal.

Just borderline hentai with bits of show tossed into it.

Unless, you're joking and they started playing a game of thrones marathon after the tolkein-a-thon.
there was a monster with a hundred or so giant, girthy dick-tendrils

and one naked chick being rammed by at least five of them

sooooooooooooooo

Ya don't say.

Lemme reiterate my statement.

*ahem*

CABLE TV A SHIT.

Kitsune 狐 · August 08, 2015, 11:24:28 PM

It's a trap

The Hån · August 08, 2015, 11:25:49 PM

did you unmute and started fapping?

Jim · August 08, 2015, 11:25:51 PM

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Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:26:31 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on August 08, 2015, 11:20:40 PM

what channel was it on

501

turns out that was a completely different channel than i had it on

i found the remote under a bunch of blankets that my dogs were resting on top of
meaning they were the ones who flipped it to this channel

son of a goddamn bitch

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:27:39 PM

Quote from: The Hån on August 08, 2015, 11:25:49 PM

did you unmute and started fapping?

is donald trump going to be president?

R o c k e t · August 08, 2015, 11:29:13 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 11:19:24 PM

i swear to christ

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:29:55 PM

Thun · August 08, 2015, 11:33:35 PM

Someone in your house must be paying for the "good stuff".

True Turquoise · August 08, 2015, 11:33:45 PM

Um what channels do you guys even have? >:I

DAS B00T x2 · August 08, 2015, 11:35:12 PM

So your dog ordered cable TV hentai... You know that's gonna show up on your bill, right?

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:40:20 PM

Quote from: Thunda on August 08, 2015, 11:33:35 PM

Someone in your house must be paying for the "good stuff".

i wouldn't put it past my dad to do that

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 08, 2015, 11:35:12 PM

So your dog ordered cable TV hentai... You know that's gonna show up on your bill, right?

no, they just flipped to the channel somehow

they wouldn't be able to make the transaction of course

Sandtrap · August 08, 2015, 11:41:37 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 11:40:20 PM

Quote from: Thunda on August 08, 2015, 11:33:35 PM
Someone in your house must be paying for the "good stuff".
i wouldn't put it past my dad to do that

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 08, 2015, 11:35:12 PM
So your dog ordered cable TV hentai... You know that's gonna show up on your bill, right?
no, they just flipped to the channel somehow

they wouldn't be able to make the transaction of course

Who knew Matt Damon was a hentai addict? Didn't see that one coming.

DAS B00T x2 · August 08, 2015, 11:41:45 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 11:40:20 PM

Quote from: Thunda on August 08, 2015, 11:33:35 PM
Someone in your house must be paying for the "good stuff".
i wouldn't put it past my dad to do that

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 08, 2015, 11:35:12 PM
So your dog ordered cable TV hentai... You know that's gonna show up on your bill, right?
no, they just flipped to the channel somehow

they wouldn't be able to make the transaction of course

oh

Your dad sounds like a bro. Brofist him for me, bro.

Jim · August 08, 2015, 11:42:46 PM

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Epsira · August 08, 2015, 11:45:41 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 11:40:20 PM

Quote from: Thunda on August 08, 2015, 11:33:35 PM
Someone in your house must be paying for the "good stuff".
i wouldn't put it past my dad to do that

That would be an awkward conversation...
Does your dad watch anime?

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 11:47:14 PM

Quote from: Epsirick on August 08, 2015, 11:45:41 PM

That would be an awkward conversation...
Does your dad watch anime?

No

i doubt he ordered hentai specifically--knowing him, he went for the whole shebang
or it just came packed in, i don't know

Thun · August 08, 2015, 11:51:26 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 11:40:20 PM

Quote from: Thunda on August 08, 2015, 11:33:35 PM
Someone in your house must be paying for the "good stuff".
i wouldn't put it past my dad to do that

haha, good ol' dad.

Coomer · August 09, 2015, 12:03:45 AM

It's like that chick from the Ring except with Waifu Master

TB · August 09, 2015, 01:10:48 AM

I would call bullshit but you almost never lie so...
You UPers gotta do something I guess.