Looking for something kinda easy, that I can show of my physique but also not look like a douchebag.

Best idea i have right now is going as Rambo

Tight blank tanktop
Camo Pants
Black combat boots
red headband thingy
facepaint
Straps with fake bullets(idk what they're called)
watergun full of alcohol

Any recommendations?

One of the fast and furious guys

David Beckham

A cowboy

Whatever he was in S4

Dress up as Slash

Or a girl, assuming mutual exclusivity