7 years ago, heaven received a beautiful angle named Santa prisca Maria Dominga peola IV. She was working in the local dennies when a man came in demanding all the maple syrup in the eatablishment. The brave young woman would not give into such threats as her beautiful Catholic mother instilled in her true Latino qualities of fearlessness in the face of rape. She took all the bottles of aunt Jemima and hid them in the backroom, standing in front of the gunman while singing the hyms of the church aloud.
Good bless her soul.