What pickup lines do I say to a French girl?

The Hån · May 27, 2017, 11:12:42 PM

Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM

Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

i once told my soon to be gf that i didnt like sand and she made out with me. true story.

Flee · May 29, 2017, 10:20:32 AM

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Kitsune 狐 · May 29, 2017, 11:01:32 AM

C’est sûr que tu n’es pas la fille la plus jolie ici, mais j’éteindrai la lumière.

You sure aren't the prettiest girl here, but I'll turn out the light.

Kitsune 狐 · May 29, 2017, 11:03:56 AM

Or my personal favorite:

Je rêve de tremper ma baguette dans ta soupe.

I dream of soaking my baguette in your soup.

MyNameIsCharlie · May 29, 2017, 11:25:23 AM

Quote from: Kitsuné on May 29, 2017, 11:01:32 AM

C’est sûr que tu n’es pas la fille la plus jolie ici, mais j’éteindrai la lumière.

You sure aren't the prettiest girl here, but I'll turn out the light.

^^^
Can confirm this works

The Hån · May 29, 2017, 02:46:13 PM

Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 10:20:32 AM

Quote from: The Hån on May 27, 2017, 11:12:42 PM
Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM
Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

i once told my soon to be gf that i didnt like sand and she made out with me. true story.
Is that Zverev?

it is indeed. mr. #9 in the world, son.

Flee · May 29, 2017, 03:06:32 PM

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Zizzy · May 29, 2017, 03:12:32 PM

ask if you can escargot down on her

The Hån · May 29, 2017, 03:34:55 PM

Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 03:06:32 PM

Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: The Hån on May 27, 2017, 11:12:42 PM
Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM
Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

i once told my soon to be gf that i didnt like sand and she made out with me. true story.
Is that Zverev?

it is indeed. mr. #9 in the world, son.
#10, but still impressive for someone his age. Lot to be expected from him and Thiem. Hoping Goffin does some work too.

yea youre right. i swore when i was watching it today it said he was 9. either way yea, thiem is a beast, he spanked nadal in rome.

edit: im not tripping. its saying he's #9 on french open google search, but on ATP's website its saying he's 10. lol oh well.

challengerX · May 29, 2017, 05:14:30 PM

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Flee · May 29, 2017, 05:30:36 PM

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The Hån · May 29, 2017, 10:52:04 PM

Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 05:30:36 PM

Quote from: challengerX on May 29, 2017, 05:14:30 PM
Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 03:06:32 PM
Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: The Hån on May 27, 2017, 11:12:42 PM
Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM
Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

i once told my soon to be gf that i didnt like sand and she made out with me. true story.
Is that Zverev?

it is indeed. mr. #9 in the world, son.
#10, but still impressive for someone his age. Lot to be expected from him and Thiem. Hoping Goffin does some work too.

yea youre right. i swore when i was watching it today it said he was 9. either way yea, thiem is a beast, he spanked nadal in rome.

edit: im not tripping. its saying he's #9 on french open google search, but on ATP's website its saying he's 10. lol oh well.
Nadal is is injured as fuck that doesn't count. He shouldn't even be playing anymore.
Dude what, Nadal is playing great as of late. He's having his second wind.

yeah fr. he's prob the most likely to win the french

Flee · May 30, 2017, 08:41:06 AM

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TB · May 30, 2017, 01:41:55 PM

Quote from: Flee on May 30, 2017, 08:41:06 AM

Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 03:06:32 PM
Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: The Hån on May 27, 2017, 11:12:42 PM
Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM
Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

i once told my soon to be gf that i didnt like sand and she made out with me. true story.
Is that Zverev?

it is indeed. mr. #9 in the world, son.
#10, but still impressive for someone his age. Lot to be expected from him and Thiem. Hoping Goffin does some work too.

yea youre right. i swore when i was watching it today it said he was 9. either way yea, thiem is a beast, he spanked nadal in rome.

edit: im not tripping. its saying he's #9 on french open google search, but on ATP's website its saying he's 10. lol oh well.
So, uh, Zverev just lost in the first round of 128 to a nobody Spaniard.

So much for that. lol

The Hån · May 31, 2017, 12:21:08 AM

Quote from: Flee on May 30, 2017, 08:41:06 AM

Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 03:06:32 PM
Quote from: The Hån on May 29, 2017, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: Flee on May 29, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: The Hån on May 27, 2017, 11:12:42 PM
Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM
Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

i once told my soon to be gf that i didnt like sand and she made out with me. true story.
Is that Zverev?

it is indeed. mr. #9 in the world, son.
#10, but still impressive for someone his age. Lot to be expected from him and Thiem. Hoping Goffin does some work too.

yea youre right. i swore when i was watching it today it said he was 9. either way yea, thiem is a beast, he spanked nadal in rome.

edit: im not tripping. its saying he's #9 on french open google search, but on ATP's website its saying he's 10. lol oh well.
So, uh, Zverev just lost in the first round of 128 to a nobody Spaniard.

idk wtf happened. maybe things would have been different if the game wasnt suspended a whole day(which ironically is what zverev wanted). Zverev tied up everything winning a set, gaining some momentum. also that spaniard was once a number 7.