What mundane super power would you like, purely to fuck with people?

Big Boss · April 09, 2016, 01:12:15 PM

The ability to make chairs move exactly 2 inches in any direction. Would be great fun.

gats · April 09, 2016, 01:14:14 PM

Invisibility. Hollowman anyone? I MEAN WHAAAAAAT

MyNameIsCharlie · April 09, 2016, 01:21:06 PM

Eyes and hair that change colors one shade when no ones looking.

Word Wizard · April 09, 2016, 01:21:28 PM

The power to end white privilege

Verbatim · April 09, 2016, 01:22:18 PM

The ability to have any song get stuck in anyone's head for a period of time.

The Lord Ruler · April 09, 2016, 01:27:21 PM

Give people uncomfortable boners and make nipples hard

Jocephalopod · April 09, 2016, 01:42:27 PM

Stop time and rape people

April 09, 2016, 01:44:14 PM

The ability to hover 2mm above the ground.

Sandtrap · April 09, 2016, 01:44:49 PM

The power to make any socks slide down into any shoes.

Big Boss · April 09, 2016, 01:46:46 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on April 09, 2016, 01:42:27 PM

Stop time and rape people

Specifically to do that? Cause it's only really mundane if you can't stop time unless it's with the intent of the rape

DAS B00T x2 · April 09, 2016, 01:51:10 PM

The ability to make nearby birds poop on demand.
Jesus Christ I will be unstoppable.

Mega Sceptile · April 09, 2016, 01:54:47 PM

The ability to make people get a head rush any time I wish

Big Boss · April 09, 2016, 01:59:21 PM

Quote from: D. B. Books on April 09, 2016, 01:51:10 PM

The ability to make nearby birds poop on demand.
Jesus Christ I will be unstoppable.

Only if you point at the targets and shout BANG when the shit drops

i am karjala takaisin · April 09, 2016, 02:16:53 PM

the ability to change the lighting of any room i'm in--color, brightness, everything

or, if i wanna be evil--you know when you stare at a word for too long and it starts to look completely foreign? the ability to make that happen to a person with every word they look at for a set period of time