What is your Barber like?

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how tall is he

does he have hair

is he a he

do you enjoy the quality of haircut you receive at the establishment?



what is the worst haircut you have ever received?

does your barber speak english?

is he poor because he cannot speak english?



fuck i feel like trash.
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he didn't vote for obama

because Obama's hair would break his scissors


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
>going to a barber


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hey
She's a pretty good hairstylist


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>going to a barber

do you cut your own hair like some Guatemalan convict?


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See you Cowgirl,
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>going to a barber

do you cut your own hair like some Guatemalan convict?
I go to an actual hair stylist not a barber

What is this 1950


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He's an asshole Jordanian that runs his mouth about picking up girls and shit like that. But he does a great fade and charges nine bucks.


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>going to a barber

do you cut your own hair like some Guatemalan convict?
I go to an actual hair stylist not a barber

What is this 1950

what kind of heterosexual American valued male walks into a salon to receive a haircut?


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He's an asshole Jordanian that runs his mouth about picking up girls and shit like that. But he does a great fade and charges nine bucks.

well there you go.


does he have a full head of hair?


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does this stuff even work?
The person who does my hair is a Purto Rican lady.


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I go to an actual hair stylist not a barber
don't forget to turn your balls in faggot


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The person who does my hair is a Purto Rican lady.

cool, you happy with the result?


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The person who does my hair is a Purto Rican lady.

cool, you happy with the result?

very. she does her job well.


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The person who does my hair is a Purto Rican lady.

cool, you happy with the result?

very. she does her job well.

very cool.

very nice


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A 5'9" 25 year old mexican

He workouts and is pretty fit, an extremely good conversationalist. Can talk to anybody about anything.

He has a taper and a fauhawk thing at the top but he honestly gives no fucks, shaved his head bald on the top and left the sides like an old man a few weeks ago just for the fuck of it. Cool dude, gives great haircuts. I always make sure to tip


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I think I'm pretty cool on the occasion. Yes, I do my own hair.


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A 5'9" 25 year old mexican

He workouts and is pretty fit, an extremely good conversationalist. Can talk to anybody about anything.

He has a taper and a fauhawk thing at the top but he honestly gives no fucks, shaved his head bald on the top and left the sides like an old man a few weeks ago just for the fuck of it. Cool dude, gives great haircuts. I always make sure to tip

cool shit. My guy is completely devoid of conversation. I feel like social skills would play a large part in getting hired to cut hair, although i know several people who hate it when they try and strike up a discussion.


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I think I'm pretty cool on the occasion. Yes, I do my own hair.

ever messed up?


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I think I'm pretty cool on the occasion. Yes, I do my own hair.

ever messed up?


Mmmhh... not really... I mean I think this is my worst haircut I've ever done, and it's not even that bad.


I just disliked it





 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
We call him Chueco because he walks crooked.

He does a good and I've going to his shop for years now. He's never messed up any of my haircuts.


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I've learned to cut my own hair at this point since we moved.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
My barber is an asshole oh wait Its me.


 
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Hes Dominican, and my uncle. I go to another barber sometimes.


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That depends on who I get at first choice. I don't get my hair cut often enough to recognize the people there.


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Hes Dominican, and my uncle. I go to another barber sometimes.

my uncle used to cut my hair when i was in grade school. I remember him trying some new style on me and then just giving me a buzz cut because it was looking like shit.


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I've learned to cut my own hair at this point since we moved.

you seem to do a good job.


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We call him Chueco because he walks crooked.

He does a good and I've going to his shop for years now. He's never messed up any of my haircuts.

noice.

I honestly don't know what I would do if my current barber disappeared. Everyone else just fucks my scalp up.   


 
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Hes Dominican, and my uncle. I go to another barber sometimes.

my uncle used to cut my hair when i was in grade school. I remember him trying some new style on me and then just giving me a buzz cut because it was looking like shit.
I always get the same cut from him.


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Hes Dominican, and my uncle. I go to another barber sometimes.

my uncle used to cut my hair when i was in grade school. I remember him trying some new style on me and then just giving me a buzz cut because it was looking like shit.
I always get the same cut from him.

faded swastika?